Smarktastic Predictions for Smarkdown

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Main Event – TRIOS LOCOS~!

Ejiro Fasaki, Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) and “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ©

 

MANSONOSITY + KILMEROSITY + EJIROSITY

 

Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

 

Er...Soul Calibur for the DC (With Spike as Taki and ??? as Sophitia) says it goes to Taki and her/his bouncing breasts.

 

Brotherly Love?

Lil’ Buck vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

Peter Griffin's diminutive relative, Juarez Griffin.

 

Cruiserweight Rules Non-Title Match

Wildchild © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

Hmm. I guess Dub, since Landon said he was dead or something.

 

Opening Spot-O-Rama

“Maniac” Bryan Rodgers vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

 

Rodgers unless Hunt can stop drinking for a few hours (Not likely)

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Main Event – TRIOS LOCOS~!

Ejiro Fasaki, Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) and “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ©

 

???

 

Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

 

???

 

Brotherly Love?

Lil’ Buck vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

Buck, as Andrea has been dying for a non cruiser to write against.

 

Cruiserweight Rules Non-Title Match

Wildchild © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

Wildchild, as Maddix is hurt?

 

Opening Spot-O-Rama

“Maniac” Bryan Rodgers vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

 

For some reason, I wish these guys were a tag team. However, the new guy picks up the win.

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Main Event – TRIOS LOCOS~!

Ejiro Fasaki, Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) and “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ©

-> MANSONOSITY + 2

 

Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

-> Spike

 

Brotherly Love?

Lil’ Buck vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

-> Lil' Buck

 

Cruiserweight Rules Non-Title Match

Wildchild © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

-> Wildchild

 

Opening Spot-O-Rama

“Maniac” Bryan Rodgers vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

-> Rogers

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Main Event – TRIOS LOCOS~!

Ejiro Fasaki, Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) and “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ©

~Stable pride says Rev-0 and the Other Guy. In reality, I think Ejiro's tag experience and GriffSon's hotstreak might make things a bit different...

~SDvsRaw says Ejiro taps to a Pretzler Boston Crab.

 

 

Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

~Spike can pull this off, but his opponent is not to be taken lightly AT ALL

 

 

Brotherly Love?

Lil’ Buck vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

~Methinks Buck, as Drea is on a roll and Mak isn't.

~SDvsRaw says Li'l Buck following a low blow.

 

 

Cruiserweight Rules Non-Title Match

Wildchild © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

~WC, since Landon's not around

~SDvsRaw says WC via a La Magistral

 

Opening Spot-O-Rama

“Maniac” Bryan Rodgers vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

~Back the newb.

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Main Event – TRIOS LOCOS~!

Ejiro Fasaki, Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) and “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ©

 

Yes, the belt takes this one.

 

Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

 

If Mu... er, the mystery man, doesn't make any statistical errors this time, I'd bet on him.

 

Brotherly Love?

Lil’ Buck vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

It will be close, but I say the Franchise teaches that crunkifyin'... crunkifier a lesson or two in getting his ass whipped. Or not.

 

Cruiserweight Rules Non-Title Match

Wildchild © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

WC seems to have a knack for beating everybody.

 

Opening Spot-O-Rama

“Maniac” Bryan Rodgers vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

 

The n00bulator.

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How does Buck = Uncle Tom? Just curious and all.

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I guess he doesn't. I'm stupid. Fuck, I'll just edit the comment so nobody calls me a racist or anything.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I guess he doesn't. I'm stupid. Fuck, I'll just edit the comment so nobody calls me a racist or anything.

You smell.

 

I'm made of twigs, so disregard things I type/say.

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Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

 

If Mu... er, the mystery man, doesn't make any statistical errors this time, I'd bet on him.

Mu...?

[A Happy Medium 0]

Well...I'm sure as hell not handling two characters at once.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

Sub-Main Event – Battleground Rematch!

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. ???

 

If Mu... er, the mystery man, doesn't make any statistical errors this time, I'd bet on him.

Mu...?

...zz. A joke is all it was.