MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 Im waiting for the WWE to be sued over the use of the words Master Lock. Or, Chrs Masters could be the next spokesperson for Master Lock. NOBODY CAN BREAK A MASTER LOCK!
cabbageboy Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 My brother and I have a running joke about how bad Chris Masters sucks. It's to the point where I actively look forward to his appearance on Raw just to see my bro run for the hills, dive on the floor with his head in his hands, etc. Oddly enough I think that this and the Angle Invitational could have a crossover if Kurt is traded to Raw. Let him break the Master Lock, then Masters can go after the gold medals. If they really wanna elevate this bum that'd be the easiest way to do it.
Promoter Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 So, you want Angle to turn face? I hate face Angle, but I suppose that would lead to Angle/Hassan if he stayed on raw.
Carnival Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 It still isn't much. The bar has been so raised by other shows that he needs to be giving out more like $10,000 for people to buy into it. But it's "his own money" $10,000 would be a bit insane. This isn't suppossed to be a company sponsered contest.
cabbageboy Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 To be honest I don't think Raw at this point cares much about the whole heel/face thing. I mean they've been having Jericho and Shelton fight each other despite both being faces, and Kane/Viscera made no sense on a heel/face level either. So you could have Angle just say "Punk you are stealing my challenge gimmick, now I'll break your lame little hold." Gotta love those shadings of gray.
tekcop Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 To be honest I don't think Raw at this point cares much about the whole heel/face thing. I mean they've been having Jericho and Shelton fight each other despite both being faces, and Kane/Viscera made no sense on a heel/face level either. So you could have Angle just say "Punk you are stealing my challenge gimmick, now I'll break your lame little hold." Gotta love those shadings of gray. Shelton/Jericho is different because it supposed to be different. Kane's a face, Viscera was a heel. Makes sense to me.
Jericholic82 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 Well, sir I don't like him. That ruled!! Great Pic. I always use that line, and no one has any idea what I am saying, unless they are a fan of R and S WHAT...ROLLS ALL AROUND ALL OVER THE TOWNA ND OVER YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG, WHATS GOOD FOR A SNACK AND FITS ON YOU BACK ITS LOG LOG LOG ITS LOG LOG ITS HEAVY ITS A PIEVE OF WOOD, ITS LOG LO ITS BETTER THAN BAD ITS GOOD
Promoter Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 I think I rather Masters than that crap tonight with Simon Dean and Maven myself.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 I love the way he talks. And he's pretty funny when he insults people.
The Czech Republic Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 That ruled!! Great Pic. I always use that line, and no one has any idea what I am saying, unless they are a fan of R and S WHAT...ROLLS ALL AROUND ALL OVER THE TOWNA ND OVER YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG, WHATS GOOD FOR A SNACK AND FITS ON YOU BACK ITS LOG LOG LOG ITS LOG LOG ITS HEAVY ITS A PIEVE OF WOOD, ITS LOG LO ITS BETTER THAN BAD ITS GOOD Man, you're a "Thanks" away from Drury.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Chris Masters has NO charisma.
Slickster Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 Masters also has time on his side...he just turned 22 so he's got 4-6 years to improve his game before we can really declare if he sucks or not.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 Masters also has time on his side...he just turned 22 so he's got 4-6 years to improve his game before we can really declare if he sucks or not. Once the audience have decided you suck, it's really hard to change that perception. Whether Chris Masters gets really good in 4 years time or not doesn't matter, because he's getting pushed in the here and now, and in the here and now he sucks, and it's that sucky wrestler who people are seeing and judging, and not the peformer he might or might not become in 4-6 years.
Promoter Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 True what you are saying, but the net is now declaring Masters=ratings because raw dropped this week without his presence
Guest Desperate Housewife Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 Dave O'Neill, who has fallen in love with the guy, does not count as the entire internet
Guest Crimson Idol Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 He is a shit wrestler and he doesn't have a big enough build for his gimmick But I do find the masterlock challenge entertaining.
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