Craziest parties or party moments

[Matt Young 0]

After last night's events, I decided to create a topic where we can discuss our crazist parties or party moments. Some stories have the potential to be entertaining, I'm sure.

 

My story about last night's party is only a slightly edited version of a PM I sent to supadupacheap, so I'm sorry if it's hard to read. My friends who won the official party house are getting evicted today, which is why we planned on one big, final bash last night.

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For reference, the people who lived in the house are Kelly, Ryan, Josh, Melissa, and Travis. Melissa and Travis are dating.

 

At first, it was just me, Kelly, Kelly's brother Byron, Josh, Lunchbox, and about 5 other people. We were playing some GameCube to pass the time until the womenfolk (hopefully) arrived, and after some Soul calibur, we threw in Donkey Konga 2, which had just arrived from Gamefly. Veronica (the girl I'm kinda involved with) and 2 other girls walked in in the middle of the first song, and we shut it off, embarrassed.

 

For a while, everyone was having a good time, just doing the type of stuff people usually do at parties. We had the keg and a few bottles of hard liquor. I hadn't eaten all day and I didn't want to be trashed since Veronica was there, so I only had about 5 shots and 5 beers.

 

Some people, however, got waaaaaaaaaay too drunk. Josh got trashed and got all pissed off, and he walked down the street and punched out a church window. He's so going to hell. He then came back home and, after punching the wall a couple times, backed up and rammed his whole ing head through the wall, so we could see into the kitchen.

 

In the meantime, Connor had collected several palm trees from the neighborhood to decorate the living room with. Eric, this Mitsurugi (Soul Calibur) looking guy with long black hair, went totally insane at this point. (Yes, the girls were still there, but they were watching in astonishment). For reference, he once drank an entire bottle of tequila including the worm, went crazy, started yelling about how "Coronado and those fucking Spaniards took all the land" from his people, and he flipped over a table and broke a few things.

 

This time, he took the palm trees and chucked them into the wall, not penetrating it, but making some bigass holes. I then headed outside for a cigarette, and right after that, Melissa and Travis showed up, with Ryan coming soon after. They were understandably livid, and a few fights almost broke out before Melissa called the cops, which freaked me out since I'm not going to be 21 for a couple months. Ryan wasn't angry, but he has a warrant out for his arrest, so he bolted.

 

I managed to talk to the cops and they left without doing much of anything. Veronica and most of the other girls left . The remaining people had a few beers and relaxed, until Eric, who was super pissed at Melissa and Travis, decided to piss on their bed. As if that wasn't bad enough, there was a picture of Kelly's daughter on the bed which got soaked. Kelly had had enough, and kicked everyone out.

 

So I arrived home at 3:30 AM, having not slept for 2 days, and I was pretty sober. The night may not have ended well, but I definitely have some memories that will last a while.

[Guest HungryJack]

This whole thing smacks of effort. Posting about crazy party moments on the INTERNET somewhat detracts from their craziness. -5 for YOU.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Yeah god how pathetic.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ah, fuck all that "too cool to even tell other people about the cool stuff that happens to you" stuff.

[Guest HungryJack]

AIM is there for a reason. This just smacks of Boasting, and don't even get me started on the 'mixers'.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh, calling a college party a mixer is retarded. I don't dispute any of that. When I think "mixer," I think of a late 50s, early 60s penthouse engagement with martinis and some jazz in the background.

 

AIM is there, but it's a bitch to tell people the same story multiple times. I just post stuff on my LiveJournal or here and link them to it if I want them to hear about it.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Yeah god how pathetic.

Sarcasm? Irony?

[Guest Vitamin X]

If he was intentionally taking a shot at himself, that would have been nice.

 

However, it probably wasn't.

[Nighthawk 0]

Stop saying something "smacks" of something else.

[Matt Young 0]

Boasting? That's pretty stupid. I wasn't boasting. I certainly didn't do much of note. I simply witnessed things.

 

I decided to post this because I actually have something interesting to say for a change, not because I want to seem "cool". Fuck that shit.

 

I'm sure that many of you have had more memorable moments than that, and potentially hearing your stories was the main reason I posted this thread.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

If he was intentionally taking a shot at himself, that would have been nice.

 

However, it probably wasn't.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Wait, what?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I was taking a shot at myself! Relaxxx...

 

I found the topic funny and was just waiting for the sea of backlash on the initial guy's post.

 

Why do you guys call every college party a mixer, anyhoo?

 

To me, a party = having a fucking party. A mixer is when a group of greek organizations (usually one frat and one sorority, sometimes more) have their own party to get to know each other, usually with a theme.

 

And to the first guy, if you're gonna get assraped on here for posting about a party that "makes you cool", at least post some pictures!

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

If he was intentionally taking a shot at himself, that would have been nice.

 

However, it probably wasn't.

He and Jaxl should throw down.

[Matt Young 0]

I was taking a shot at myself! Relaxxx...

 

I found the topic funny and was just waiting for the sea of backlash on the initial guy's post.

 

Why do you guys call every college party a mixer, anyhoo?

 

To me, a party = having a fucking party. A mixer is when a group of greek organizations (usually one frat and one sorority, sometimes more) have their own party to get to know each other, usually with a theme.

 

And to the first guy, if you're gonna get assraped on here for posting about a party that "makes you cool", at least post some pictures!

I don't have any pictures. I forgot to bring my camera. I have a few on my cell phone, but I'm not sure how to get those uploaded onto here. Lunchbox and Rick took a fair amount of pictures and videos, though, so I'm going to try to get a hold of those. I could use some pics for my profile on My Space anyway.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

You're bringing yourself into a world of pain, bro.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Nah. Girls probably go to his parties.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

He's like one of the girls.

[Guest HungryJack]

Stop saying something "smacks" of something else.

Stop whining.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I could throw parties.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

So this one time a fella came up to this house in Ft. Wayne we were all gettin' fucked up in. He chucks a gallon ziploc bag of dirty fresh mushrooms at Beaster n me, and four or five other people. We were probably watching a movie. Guy goes "eat 'em!" He was trashed, and had spent the whole day in the sunshine, walking around his uncle's cow pasture, eating mushrooms and smoking dope.

 

So everyone gets a GENEROUS handful of mushrooms, and starts eatin' em like potato chips, except for Beaster, who was on some ketamine. He just mashed 'em all in his mouth at once and gorged 'em down. We all figured he'd barf, but didn't.

 

Anyway, later on that night, some dumbass needed a ride someplace, and everyone looks around at each other like "You gotta be shitting me," but then he started making a case for it..and from this very quiet scared lump on the couch, Beaster squeaks.."I will." A few of us laughed. He was just coming out of the k hole, and hitting his trip.

 

But then he stood up..and he walked across the room and put shoes on. We're all fuckin' rocked, just staring in awe at the most gourded guy in the room DOING things. Him and the dumbass kid, who was a real mouthy fucker that'd do something at all costs, both went outside, and walked to Beaster's car. The rest of us followed out to the porch, just watching this unfathomable thing happen.

 

That kid turns to us, and I'll remember this til the end, goes "Well, I guess we're gonna die now!" in a really loud but matter-of-fact half shout.

 

It was 4 in the morning.

 

Beaster got back about 3 hours after daybreak, shaking like a leaf, babbling about some imaginary policemen using a tactic he called "An omnipresent roadblock." Apparently, this is when you're stopped at a red light, and see a police car with its lights flashing, converging on the intersection from all directions. Naturally he panicked, seeing as how it was probably half past 4 at that point, so he immediately busted it right, slid into a parking space, and sat there for at least a couple hours, just flipping the fuck out in the car. He sad he was pretty straight while the other guy was in the car, but when he got left by himself, things just went wrong.

[1234-5678 0]

Since me and two of my boys moved into our new house two weeks ago, we've only had two of what I would call "parties." Unfortunately, I cannot recall anything worth posting about. People got drunk, people played beer pong, I back bodydropped some chick, the end. When I have something worth posting about, you'll see it.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Since me and two of my boys moved into our new house two weeks ago, we've only had two of what I would call "parties." Unfortunately, I cannot recall anything worth posting about. People got drunk, people played beer pong, I back bodydropped some chick, the end. When I have something worth posting about, you'll see it.

I love the way you totally no-sold your own backbodydrop comment.

 

Details on that one, sir.

[Matt Young 0]

I want to hear about that, too. A back body drop is hard enough to pull off on someone who's not cooperating, especially without injury. Shit, a properly delivered back body drop hurts badly enough in an actual ring.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

This weekend my friend found a parked transport truck and climbed up onto it. She walked the whole thing with a huge smile on her face like it was the funnest thing she's ever experienced. She then proceeded to dive off and eat cement. Beer bottle smashed and cut her hand to shit.

 

She says she slipped, but I think walking on the transport amazed her so much she thought she had the power to do anything.. even fly.

[The Czech Republic 0]

When I have something worth posting about, you'll see it.

Well I've been waiting since February 7th 2002, what makes you think you'll post something worth posting now, all of a sudden?

[1234-5678 0]

Since me and two of my boys moved into our new house two weeks ago, we've only had two of what I would call "parties." Unfortunately, I cannot recall anything worth posting about. People got drunk, people played beer pong, I back bodydropped some chick, the end. When I have something worth posting about, you'll see it.

I love the way you totally no-sold your own backbodydrop comment.

 

Details on that one, sir.

I'll put it this way. A girl had her legs wrapped around my neck, and all I could think of was performing a wrestling move. It was pretty brutal.

[The Czech Republic 0]

A girl had her legs wrapped around my neck, and all I could think of was performing a wrestling move.

Do I have room in my signature for this? Would Ripper or Curry mind being bumped?

 

 

EDIT: I will anyway, MikeSC thing is old now

[1234-5678 0]

Well I also performed a Demoliton Decapitation on a friend of mine, and when he was hit with the elbow drop, I sort of dropped him and then fell on his face.

 

I was the Ahmed Johnson of this particular drunken battle royal. I even refused to sell moves from a female.

[LatinAssasin 0]

For reference, he once drank an entire bottle of tequila including the worm, went crazy, started yelling about how "Coronado and those fucking Spaniards took all the land" from his people, and he flipped over a table and broke a few things.

Tequila doesn't come with a worm. That's mezcal.

 

Dead on about those goddamn Spaniards! Damn them all to hell!