Comments which don't warrant a thread.

[Guest Pizza Hut's Game Face]

I should use "got sold" in lieu of "bought," and see how that works. I got sold a car.

[Black Lushus]

wouldn't that mean you were the one doing the selling of the vehicle to another person?

 

fucking brits...

[Guest Pizza Hut's Game Face]

No, that'd be "I sold a car." "Got sold" means "it was sold to me," a.k.a. "bought." Though semantically, there's something sort of defensive about this use of "got sold." "I got sold fake weed" makes it sound like the buyer was duped. "I bought fake weed" makes the buyer sound like an idiot. The lesson here is that you probably shouldn't bother buying weed.

[Ted the Poster]

The more you know.

[The Niggardly King]

Consider it done. Danny Maff Chat was on hiatus for like two weeks. Probably for the better.

 

DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!

[Guest Heel Turn]

These Maff chats sound like a good idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KEEP ALL THE MORONS IN A SINGLE ROOM!!

 

HEEL TURN

[At Home]

No, that'd be "I sold a car." "Got sold" means "it was sold to me," a.k.a. "bought." Though semantically, there's something sort of defensive about this use of "got sold." "I got sold fake weed" makes it sound like the buyer was duped. "I bought fake weed" makes the buyer sound like an idiot. The lesson here is that you probably shouldn't bother buying weed.

 

Just steal it from your dad.

It's there.

Look in the shoes.

 

[justsoyouknow]

The lesson here is that you probably shouldn't bother buying weed.

 

I agree. Steal that shit.

[Nighthawk]

I've sold fake weed at school. Then got told the next day about how high they got.

[Guest Pizza Hut's Game Face]

My neighbor grew pot in his treehouse, which probably wasn't smart, because somebody ended up going in his backyard, climbing up the tree, and stealing all of it. I guess this was a pretty big deal, if you pardon the expression, because this guy's distributor (how many tiers are there in small-town teenage drug dealing, by the way? I'm not clear on how the system works, because I didn't want to ask my friend about it, as he probably suspected I would turn him in, based on the time we were at an Odyssey of the Mind tournament in Beloit two years prior and I remarked "that's not a bad way to make $50" when I saw a sign about turning in dealers) found out, got really pissed, and somehow worked to track this guy down using evaporated super glue to find fingerprints, if I recall.

[Hoff]

The TSM chat really is the place to be:

 

[Carlito Brigante] 9:15 pm: so is Muhammad Hassan coming

back?

[Hoff] 9:15 pm: yep

[Carlito Brigante] 9:15 pm: i didnt see the promo for it

[Hoff] 9:16 pm: it was awesome

[Carlito Brigante] 9:16 pm: how did they announce it?

[Hoff] 9:16 pm: a plane flew into Titan Towers

[Hoff] 9:16 pm: and the music hit

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

We've gone three weeks without an installment of Danny Maff's Nitro Party. I think next week should be the grand reopening. Let's get as many people back as we can, and we'll talk about stupid shit and then sexually harass young girls. Good times, good times.

[The Niggardly King]

sexually harass young girls.

 

I knew it

[Slayer]

So which wrestler has to die next to force another chat?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I have finals this week. Next week should be the grand re-opening.

[Kinetic]

Things have been a little slow around here lately, so I've been working on some thread ideas to spice things up a little. Okay, check this one out: A thread dedicated to the best ever TSM threads from the month of October. I'd call it "The Hunt for Thread October." We could list our favorites, discuss various long-forgotten posters, and so on. Then we could come up with puns for other months and that's like 12 new threads right there. What do you think?

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

See, had I known you were going to say that, I'd have told you the password for The Amazing Rondo.

[Kinetic]

It's "bingo," right?

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Not anymore! I'm changing it before someone locks me out.

[Guest The Amazing Rondo]

Things have been a little slow around here lately, so I've been working on some thread ideas to spice things up a little. Okay, check this one out: A thread dedicated to the best ever TSM threads from the month of October. I'd call it "The Hunt for Thread October." We could list our favorites, discuss various long-forgotten posters, and so on. Then we could come up with puns for other months and that's like 12 new threads right there. What do you think?

[Kinetic]

I think it's a bullshit idea, asshole.

 

Here's one for the music folder: A discussion of 90s one hit wonders. We could call it "Right Said Thread."

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

I'd prefer "I'm board, da ba de da ba di."

[Kinetic]

Here's one for the food folder: "The Incredible Threadable Egg."

 

We could talk about eggs.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Would "Threading the Needle" be about knitting, or would it be about documenting needle use in a thread? Could it be both at once?

[Kinetic]

I like that! See, things are already picking up.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

You sold me out up there in Music, you sonofabitch.

[Kinetic]

You should have known better. The Pimp C contingent is going to ream you for that shit.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

Marissa Tomei (finally) turned 43. I read it on IMDB. It's true.

[Kinetic]

"The Incredible Threadable Egg" has been a rousing success. Sadly, "The Hunt For Thread October" can never be. It's harder than I thought it would be to search for threads started in specific months.

[King Kamala]

I know most of you here probably missed so I advise all of you guys to check out the now closed "Chris Masters Has Died" thread in the General Wrestling folder. JN News at his finest- being played like a damn fool by his MSN contact.