The OAO RAW Thread - 5/30/05

[Downhome 0]

Ha, Maven couldn't come out with Dean because Dean is on the ECW side as Nova.

[iliketurtles 0]

Stupid.

[Slickster 0]

Lita mouthed 'don't kiss me' to Edge when he hugged her postmatch.

[Guest Askewniverse]

So, Lita's new boyfriend is teaming with the guy who caused her to lose her baby?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

It's the RAW Army alright... The Really Average Wrestler Army.

[fazzle 0]

Nice to see Lita getting along so nicely with her baby's killer.

 

Maybe she finally saw the light and realised that it actually WASN'T his fault.

[AndrewTS 0]

An intense PRE-TAPED interview from the HHHammer, next!

[Gary Floyd 0]

Up next...The return of ther HHH show. Time to change the channel for a while.

[Slickster 0]

Hey, the father had a stupid laugh, so it's all OK.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I think they're saving the ECW save for the PPV.

 

Build it up like ECW has no chance, then when it's all over, ECW prevails over the "invaders"

 

...possibly with Austin's help, even though Austin was only there for a few months.

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Triple H interview time? Awesome! (puts on Simpsons Season 5 DVD)

[CBright7831 0]

I suggest everyone change the channels right now.

[CanadianChris 0]

Man, there's going to be a huge gangbang on Lita tonight.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So just a normal night, then.

[BorneAgain 0]

Snitsky and Tomko I can understand as they're hosses, but Maven? What, is Christian busy the night of One Night Stand?

Edited May 31, 2005 by BorneAgain

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Nice to see Lita getting along so nicely with her baby's killer.

 

Maybe she finally saw the light and realised that it actually WASN'T his fault.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Well, would you want a baby that might grow up to rape dead chicks and marry a girl like Lita? I think she is giving him head backstage now as a thank you.

 

"It's Not My Fault If It Goes In Your Hair!"

[iliketurtles 0]

We already saw this fucking video package.

 

This Raw has been lousy.

[BorneAgain 0]

God, this promo really will go 15 minutes won't it?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

We aren't supposed to remember what happened at the beginning of the show.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

It's the RAW Army alright...  The Really Awful Wrestler Army.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Fixed.

[CanadianChris 0]

I'm amazed they didn't replay this video package at the start of every segment, just to make sure no one missed it.

[fazzle 0]

I think they're saving the ECW save for the PPV.

 

Build it up like ECW has no chance, then when it's all over, ECW prevails over the "invaders"

 

...possibly with Austin's help, even though Austin was only there for a few months.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

And then, rightfully, Sandman would cane the shit out of him for stealing his shtick.

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Raw is teh Suck

[Guest Fook]

Good thing they're showing this replay again. We haven't had enough Poochie on this show.

[CanadianChris 0]

Someone PLEASE shave HHH. His awful facial hair is way too distracting.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Snitsky and Tomko I can understand as they're hosses, but Maven? What, is Christian busy the night of One Night Stand?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, they'll most likely be jobbing, so why subject Christian to that?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

But in the time it would take Sandman to get to the ring, Austin could drive to Texas, grab a few beers and then drive back to New York, and still have time to beat up a few women before Sandman got to the ringsteps.

[CanadianChris 0]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[iliketurtles 0]

Triple H's beard does need to go.

[Guest Fook]

The crowd just couldn't care less.

[CanadianChris 0]

This has been such a hot crowd, too. You can't hear a sound for this promo.

 

And I guarantee it's not because they're enthralled by his every word.