Matt Hardy confirms there is a Matt/Lita....

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I am convinced that Matt Hardy's gimmick when he starts wrestling again will be like the old Adam Sandler sketch on SNL.

 

"This is the part of the show when I pull my cell phone out in the ring and call Lita to hang up on her when she answers".

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If he did that, I would MARK THE FUCK OUT!

[AndrewTS 0]

Remember, there is no such thing as "Safe Sex" on a ladder.

[AlaskanHero 0]

I wonder if Jeff's band did the background music.

 

Maybe Jeff would do the cover art.

[Fökai 0]

Matt needs to do a Twist of Fate-esque yell during the money shot.

 

Then Lita would move out of the way and botch the spot.

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I can't believe that the proceeding posters no-sold this gem.

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Matt needs to do a Twist of Fate-esque yell during the money shot.

 

Then Lita would move out of the way and botch the spot.

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I can't believe that the proceeding posters no-sold this gem.

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6 minutes later and I'm still laughing at it. And no one knows horror until you see X-Pacs dick smacking against Chynas wannabe dick.

[Slayer 0]

A Lita sex tape would make a great emetic

That's the second time I've seen you use emetic, and you once ironically called me a pedant.

It's an appropriate word for the situation and it keeps my sentence short and sweet.

 

Plus you are a pedant, you fucking pedant

[Jericholic82 0]

perhaps wwe can relase it on wwe home video, complete with commetary tracks by edge, lita, and matt hardy. matt will wine, lita will be all screw you, and edge will be making fun of matt.

 

joking aside, I couldn't possibly care less about this love triangle soap opera crap anymore.

 

 

move on matt, please. go to home depot with jeff and buy some paint or somethin

[Gary Floyd 0]

For some reason, I don't care anymore. I just don't. I could go on and on about why I think Matt needs to get that sand out of his vagina, but I don't care about what he has to say.

[Guest Brian]

As good as anything on a "Best of Lita".

[The Tino Standard 0]

I find it amusing that people are insisting they don't care about this story anymore, yet still come back and not only read but POST in these threads as well.

 

Screw that. This is good ol' fashioned dirty laundry being aired in public. It's a trainwreck, and I'm enjoying every minute of it.

[Jericholic82 0]

I find it amusing that people are insisting they don't care about this story anymore, yet still come back and not only read but POST in these threads as well.

 

Screw that.  This is good ol' fashioned dirty laundry being aired in public.  It's a trainwreck, and I'm enjoying every minute of it.

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This is the IWC remember, we define the word "hypocrite".

[tekcop 0]

I'd like to point out that there's nothing hypocritical about posting in one of the thirty Matt/Lita threads and saying your tired of hearing about it. This is an interent wrestling message after all.

 

Also, I wouldn't mind seeing this tape, but that has very little to do with Lita.

[Nighthawk 0]

It has to do with Matt? Jeff is way hotter.

[tekcop 0]

Jeff has the whole look going for him. With the fake and real tattoos and the glow paint, but Matt is so much better looking. Although Jeff is skinnier. Skinny is good.

 

Maybe I do like Jeff more now that I think about it.

 

But really, that point is moot. Matt's the one with the sex tape.