2005 Bored's College Football Pick 'Em Contest

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Conference Championship Week is the week after Week 13. Here is the bowl schedule with a few of the games being renamed by choice of the winner of certain bowl games last year.

 

Meow Mix XNXX.COM Pussy Bowl: At-Large vs. At-Large

Out Magazine Bowl: Pac-8 #3 or Big MAC #3 vs. Mid South #3 or Big Atlantic #3

KFC PETA Bowl: Pac-8 #2 vs. Big Atlantic #2

Lucky Strikes Cigarettes Tar Bowl: Big MAC #2 vs. Mid South #2

Traditional Bowl presented by Adam & Eve’s Anal Lube: Pac-8 #1/BCS at-large vs. Big MAC #1/BCS at-large

Jack Osbourne's Oxycotton Bowl: BCS at-large vs. BCS at-large

BenchWarmer Bob's Bored Bowl: BCS #1 vs. BCS #2

 

Team-by-team schedules

 

Arizona State (Spicy McHaggis)

1. Texas A&M

2. LSU

3. Northwestern

4. Connecticut

5. USC

6. Oregon

7. Virginia

8. Stanford

9. San Diego State

10. Washington State

11. UCLA

12. Hawaii

13. Georgia Tech

 

Hawaii (Will Scarlet)

1. USC

2. Oklahoma

3. FIU

4. Minnesota

5. Texas A&M

6. Maryland

7. Penn State

8. Washington State

9. Oregon

10. UCLA

11. Stanford

12. Arizona State

13. San Diego State

 

Oregon (nogoodnick)

1. FIU

2. Georgia Tech

3. Penn State

4. Auburn

5. Stanford

6. Arizona State

7. Illinois

8. USC

9. Hawaii

10. San Diego State

11. Washington State

12. UCLA

13. Alabama

 

San Diego State (Porter)

 

1. UCLA

2. Northwestern

3. Ohio State

4. Kent State

5. Washington State

6. Buffalo

7. Tennessee

8. Virginia

9. Arizona State

10. Oregon

11. USC

12. Stanford

13. Hawaii

 

Stanford (Bored)

1. Ohio State

2. Alabama

3. Maryland

4. Florida

5. Oregon

6. Washington State

7. Troy

8. Arizona State

9. UCLA

10. USC

11. Hawaii

12. San Diego State

13. Notre Dame

 

UCLA (phoenixrising)

1. San Diego State

2. Miami

3. Oklahoma

4. Syracuse

5. Buffalo

6. Kent State

7. Washington State

8. Nebraska

9. Stanford

10. Hawaii

11. Arizona State

12. Oregon

13. USC

 

USC (Cartman)

1. Hawaii

2. Nebraska

3. Connecticut

4. Miami

5. Arizona State

6. Illinois

7. Notre Dame

8. Oregon

9. Washington State

10. Stanford

11. San Diego State

12. South Carolina

13. UCLA

 

Washington State (bravesfan)

 

1. LSU

2. Rutgers

3. Texas A&M

4. Ohio State

5. San Diego State

6. Stanford

7. UCLA

8. Hawaii

9. USC

10. Arizona State

11. Oregon

12. Minnesota

13. Connecticut

 

Buffalo (Black Widow)

 

1. Connecticut

2. Syracuse

3. Rutgers

4. Notre Dame

5. UCLA

6. San Diego State

7. Northwestern

8. Minnesota

9. Illinois

10. Penn State

11. Kent State

12. Ohio State

13. Florida

 

Illinois (Matt Young)

 

1. Rutgers

2. FIU

3. Miami

4. Oklahoma

5. Notre Dame

6. USC

7. Oregon

8. Penn State

9. Buffalo

10. Ohio State

11. Minnesota

12. Northwestern

13. Kent State

 

Minnesota (Vern Gagne)

 

1. Virginia

2. Maryland

3. Nebraska

4. Hawaii

5. Penn State

6. Notre Dame

7. Kent State

8. Buffalo

9. Ohio State

10. Northwestern

11. Illinois

12. Washington State

13. South Carolina

 

Northwestern (Kingofthe909)

 

1. Alabama

2. San Diego State

3. Arizona State

4. Penn State

5. Troy

6. Auburn

7. Buffalo

8. Kent State

9. Notre Dame

10. Minnesota

11. Ohio State

12. Illinois

13. FIU

 

Notre Dame (Lando Griffin)

 

1. Troy

2. Auburn

3. Kent State

4. Buffalo

5. Illinois

6. Minnesota

7. USC

8. Ohio State

9. Northwestern

10. Tennessee

11. Penn State

12. Syracuse

13. Stanford

 

Ohio State (Gert T)

 

1. Stanford

2. Tennessee

3. San Diego State

4. Washington State

5. Kent State

6. Penn State

7. FIU

8. Notre Dame

9. Minnesota

10. Illinois

11. Northwestern

12. Buffalo

13. Oklahoma

 

Penn State (therealworldschampion)

 

1. Nebraska

2. South Carolina

3. Oregon

4. Northwestern

5. Minnesota

6. Ohio State

7. Hawaii

8. Illinois

9. Georgia Tech

10. Buffalo

11. Notre Dame

12. Kent State

13. Texas A&M

 

Alabama (AlwaysPissedOff)

 

1. Northwestern

2. Stanford

3. South Carolina

4. Virginia

5. Florida

6. Texas A&M

7. Nebraska

8. Tennessee

9. Rutgers

10. Oklahoma

11. LSU

12. Auburn

13. Oregon

 

Auburn (Agent of Oblivion)

 

1. Georgia Tech

2. Notre Dame

3. Troy

4. Oregon

5. South Carolina

6. Northwestern

7. Oklahoma

8. LSU

9. Texas A&M

10. Florida

11. Nebraska

12. Alabama

13. Tennessee

 

Florida (Agent Bond34)

 

1. Miami

2. Virginia

3. Tennessee

4. Stanford

5. Alabama

6. Nebraska

7. LSU

8. Texas A&M

9. Kent State

10. Auburn

11. South Carolina

12. Oklahoma

13. Buffalo

 

LSU (teke184)

 

1. Washington State

2. Arizona State

3. Georgia Tech

4. Tennessee

5. Oklahoma

6. South Carolina

7. Florida

8. Auburn

9. Connecticut

10. Texas A&M

11. Alabama

12. Nebraska

13. Syracuse

 

Nebraska (CarnvializComing)

 

1. Penn State

2. USC

3. Minnesota

4. Texas A&M

5. Tennessee

6. Florida

7. Alabama

8. UCLA

9. Oklahoma

10. South Carolina

11. Auburn

12. LSU

13. Maryland

 

Oklahoma (Damaramu)

 

1. Maryland

2. Hawaii

3. UCLA

4. Illinois

5. LSU

6. Tennessee

7. Auburn

8. South Carolina

9. Nebraska

10. Alabama

11. Texas A&M

12. Florida

13. Ohio State

 

South Carolina (Cuban Linx)

 

1. Syracuse

2. Penn State

3. Alabama

4. Troy

5. Auburn

6. LSU

7. Texas A&M

8. Oklahoma

9. Tennessee

10. Nebraska

11. Florida

12. USC

13. Minnesota

 

Tennessee (Kotzenjunge)

 

1. Kent State

2. Ohio State

3. Florida

4. LSU

5. Nebraska

6. Oklahoma

7. San Diego State

8. Alabama

9. South Carolina

10. Notre Dame

11. Miami

12. Texas A&M

13. Auburn

 

Texas A&M (Secret Agent)

 

1. Arizona State

2. Kent State

3. Washington State

4. Nebraska

5. Hawaii

6. Alabama

7. South Carolina

8. Florida

9. Auburn

10. LSU

11. Oklahoma

12. Tennessee

13. Penn State

 

Connecticut (DragonLordKaiba)

 

1. Buffalo

2. Troy

3. USC

4. Arizona State

5. FIU

6. Syracuse

7. Miami

8. Rutgers

9. LSU

10. Georgia Tech

11. Maryland

12. Virginia

13. Washington State

 

Florida International (Vitamin X)

 

1. Oregon

2. Illinois

3. Hawaii

4. Georgia Tech

5. Connecticut

6. Miami

7. Ohio State

8. Troy

9. Virginia

10. Syracuse

11. Rutgers

12. Maryland

13. Northwestern

 

Georgia Tech (iggymcfly)

 

1. Auburn

2. Oregon

3. LSU

4. FIU

5. Syracuse

6. Troy

7. Maryland

8. Miami

9. Penn State

10. Connecticut

11. Virginia

12. Rutgers

13. Arizona State

 

Maryland (MarvinisaLunatic)

 

1. Oklahoma

2. Minnesota

3. Stanford

4. Rutgers

5. Virginia

6. Hawaii

7. Georgia Tech

8. Syracuse

9. Troy

10. Miami

11. Connecticut

12. FIU

13. Nebraska

 

Miami (Spaceman Spiff)

 

1. Florida

2. UCLA

3. Illinois

4. USC

5. Rutgers

6. FIU

7. Connecticut

8. Georgia Tech

9. Syracuse

10. Maryland

11. Tennessee

12. Troy

13. Virginia

 

Rutgers (the pinjockey)

 

1. Illinois

2. Washington State

3. Buffalo

4. Maryland

5. Miami

6. Virginia

7. Syracuse

8. Connecticut

9. Alabama

10. Kent State

11. FIU

12. Georgia Tech

13. Troy

 

Syracuse (CanadianChris)

 

1. South Carolina

2. Buffalo

3. Virginia

4. UCLA

5. Georgia Tech

6. Connecticut

7. Rutgers

8. Maryland

9. Miami

10. FIU

11. Troy

12. Notre Dame

13. LSU

 

Troy (Angel Grace Blue)

 

1. Notre Dame

2. Connecticut

3. Auburn

4. South Carolina

5. Northwestern

6. Georgia Tech

7. Stanford

8. FIU

9. Maryland

10. Virginia

11. Syracuse

12. Miami

13. Rutgers

 

Virginia (Edwin MacPhisto)

 

1. Minnesota

2. Florida

3. Syracuse

4. Alabama

5. Maryland

6. Rutgers

7. Arizona State

8. San Diego State

9. FIU

10. Troy

11. Georgia Tech

12. Connecticut

13. Miami

[Fökai 0]

Ooh, Oxycotton Bowl rematch to start the season.

 

1. #5 LSU (teke)

2. Rutgers (the pinjockey)

3. Texas A&M (Secret Agent)

4. Ohio State (Gert T)

5. San Diego State (Porter)

6. #7 Stanford (Bored)

7. #3 UCLA (phoenixrising)

8. #8 Hawaii (Will Scarlet)

9. USC (Cartman)

10. Arizona State (Spicy McHaggis)

11. #9 Oregon (nogoodnick)

12. #1 Minnesota (Vern Gagne)

13. Connecticut (DragonLordKalba)

 

Man, the Pac-10 is going to be a bitch to get out of unscathed.

 

Good luck to everyone - this is going to rock.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Bored is a silly man who switches the middle and last words of my name around (And omits the underscores, but that's not readily obvious to people).

 

I suppose you could just substitute Angel_Grace_Blue with GOdrea or something.

 

Also: I predict myself to go 2-11 at best.

[CanadianChris 0]

(4) Syracuse:

 

1. South Carolina (Cuban_Linx)

2. Buffalo (Leena)

3. #2 Virginia (Edwin MacPhisto)

4. #3 UCLA (phoenixrising)

5. #6 Georgia Tech (iggymcfly)

6. Connecticut (DragonLordKalba)

7. Rutgers (the pinjockey)

8. Maryland (MarvinisaLunatic)

9. Miami (Spaceman Spiff)

10. FIU (Vitamin X)

11. Troy (Angel_Grace_Blue)

12. #10 Notre Dame (Lando Griffin)

13. #5 LSU (teke184)

 

My God, who made up this schedule? Four of the other top 6, including 3 in a row? Have mercy.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Whoa wait, why do I have two teams, SDSU and South Carolina? After all, doesn't Cuban Linux own South Carolina?

[Bored 0]

Fixed.

[teke184 0]

Hrm...

 

 

#5 LSU (teke184)

 

1. Washington State (Bravesfan)

2. Arizona State (Spicy McHaggis)

3. #6 Georgia Tech (Iggy McFly)

4. Tennessee (Kotz)

5. Oklahoma (Damaramu)

6. South Carolina (Cuban Lynx)

7. Florida (Agent Bond 34)

8. Auburn (Agent of Oblivion)

9. Connecticut (DragonLordKalba)

10. Texas A&M (Secret Agent)

11. Alabama (AlwaysPissedOff)

12. Nebraska (CarnvializComing)

13. #4 Syracuse (Canadian Chris)

 

 

I'm getting off light as far as *pre-season ranked* opponents, although Washington State was only a 1-point win in the OxyCotton Bowl last year.

 

However, the Big South was a four-way dogfight last year at the end, so it's tougher than it appears on the surface, and there are a lot of first-year teams on my schedule, so there's no telling how they'll do.

 

 

This has the makings of a LONG season, depending on how the chips fall...

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I'm not gonna look at my schedule. I have no fear.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I just checked to see when I'm going to stomp Patrick's guts out.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Last game of the season, sucka. RIVALRY WEEK~

[Secret Agent 0]

Since I didn't exactly do this last year can we get a recap on the rules/how we're supposed to play this?

[teke184 0]

Since I didn't exactly do this last year can we get a recap on the rules/how we're supposed to play this?

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Bored will give us a list of games to choose winners from each week.

 

The winners of head-to-head matchups will be determined by the most correct choices by one of the participants.

 

If the two teams are tied at picking the games, the game will go to a series of tie-breakers that Bored gets people to guess on beforehand.

 

 

 

Tiebreakers are typically "How many yards will Jamarcus Russell throw for?" or "How many points, combined, will be scored in the Louisville vs. Boise State game?"

 

When possible, he makes the primary tiebreaker something that is determined by the first game of the week, such as the rushing total for the star running back of the Thursday night game.

 

That way, people will know whether they can win by tying the other team or if they have to be ahead by 1 or more picks.

[Vern Gagne 0]

1.#2.Virginia

2. Maryland

3. Nebraska

4. #8.Hawaii

5. Penn State

6.#10.Notre Dame

7. Kent State

8. Buffalo

9. Ohio State

10. Northwestern

11. Illinois

12. Washington State

13. South Carolina

[Bored 0]

Just a little update, the Week 1 thread will be posted on Sunday. Now the first week of games stretches until Monday so I'll be posting the Week 2 thread the following Sunday before Week 1 is complete to allow the regular amount for people to submit picks. I've already selected the slate of games for Week 2 to make picks for. For Week 1 only for anyone who hasn't made picks by Thursday morning I'll send out reminder PM's as I certainly don't want anyone forfeiting the first week.

[Art Sandusky 0]

FUCKIN' COLLEGE FOOTBALL MOTHERFUCKERS

 

I'm excited.