Movies you've seen WAY too many times

[Crimson Platypus 0]

I forgot to add Office Space. From the very beginning a hilarious movie with the

traffic jam, where Samir is just flipping out, and then Michael is jamming to some rap, then turns it down when the black guy goes by, to Peter changing lanes to the moving one, only to have it stop and the next one go

just awesome stuff.

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0]

 

I never get sick of it. This movie is awesome. Me and my brother go around doing lines from it to eachother all the time, because I think we are the only two that ever saw it.

 

"You just wanna share that, don't you? You finish it, I'll use the napkin."

 

"Where I come from, that's a felony."

 

"Yesterday I saw a game played by 5 men, 2 women, a child, and a goat at third base."

"Oh really, was the goat any good?"

 

"I can't believe people are going to be getting laid in this apartment and I'm not one of them."

 

"The doorman is a man with an animal's brain."

 

"I need a knife."

"What for?"

"To cut things."

 

"Can I tell you a secret? I have never paid for a taco here once."

"That's the secret? It's safe with me."

 

"Uh-oh, here comes the cleaning crew."

 

"Is this a joke, Al?"

"Well, they're warmups, right? That's what they're for."

 

"I made a mistake. I need the Lord. The Lord said people can make mistakes."

"No he didn't! Where did you hear that shit? The Lord said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!"

 

"Most of the ballplayers higher tutors. Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig."

"Didn't Lou Gehrig also have a terrible disease?"

"Yes, but he didn't get that from a tutor. I think he got in in college."

 

"The Yankees are very geared toward religion. Did you know Mickey Mantle's sister was a nun?"

"Oh really, what was her name?"

"I believe it was also Mickey, but with an 'i'"

 

"You could say 'Sorry about Billy Martin'"

"Billy Martin?"

"Just a guy he kept firing until he finally died."

 

Holy shit I can't believe I just sat here this whole time typing all of those out.

[MDH257 0]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the first movie I ever owned on video.

I used to be able to recite the words verbatum.

[Jericholic82 0]

 

I never get sick of it. This movie is awesome. Me and my brother go around doing lines from it to eachother all the time, because I think we are the only two that ever saw it.

 

"You just wanna share that, don't you? You finish it, I'll use the napkin."

 

"Where I come from, that's a felony."

 

"Yesterday I saw a game played by 5 men, 2 women, a child, and a goat at third base."

"Oh really, was the goat any good?"

 

"I can't believe people are going to be getting laid in this apartment and I'm not one of them."

 

"The doorman is a man with an animal's brain."

 

"I need a knife."

"What for?"

"To cut things."

 

"Can I tell you a secret? I have never paid for a taco here once."

"That's the secret? It's safe with me."

 

"Uh-oh, here comes the cleaning crew."

 

"Is this a joke, Al?"

"Well, they're warmups, right? That's what they're for."

 

"I made a mistake. I need the Lord. The Lord said people can make mistakes."

"No he didn't! Where did you hear that shit? The Lord said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!"

 

"Most of the ballplayers higher tutors. Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig."

"Didn't Lou Gehrig also have a terrible disease?"

"Yes, but he didn't get that from a tutor. I think he got in in college."

 

"The Yankees are very geared toward religion. Did you know Mickey Mantle's sister was a nun?"

"Oh really, what was her name?"

"I believe it was also Mickey, but with an 'i'"

 

"You could say 'Sorry about Billy Martin'"

"Billy Martin?"

"Just a guy he kept firing until he finally died."

 

Holy shit I can't believe I just sat here this whole time typing all of those out.

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DUDE! Finally another person on TSM who likes that movie! I can't believe I forgot to mention it in this thread. It's classic. they have it on DVD?

 

Sweet I want it. I must have seen this movie over 50 times already, especially since they kept showing it on Comedy Central. My dad and I love this movie and often quote from it as well.

 

My other fav parts

 

"You think you could also fax a copy of that diploma?"

 

"What are you doing steve? Throwing plates."

 

 

Steve cutting off Tony Bennet and singing I left My Heart In San Francisco, then later at the world series, Tony is getting ready to sing the anthem and asks Steve "Are you going to sing this one for me too?"

 

Steinbrenner pouring a glass of wine for Al, then asking him for money

 

About steve coming down in the helicopter

 

"Gee I wonder whose idea it really was? Steinbrenner: Well it's mine now, stupid."

 

On top of the stadium, Al promises to do laundry with steve after the game

"I'll buy the bleach. steve: "You see you dont get it, you really dont need bleach, you just need to take a lemon and cut it in half.... " al: uh steve we'll talk about that later.

[Jericholic82 0]

oh and Keith Hernandez and Bret Saberhagen asking why they haven't been paid yet before Steves tryout.

[DMann2003 0]

After picking up the recent Bill & Ted collection, I realize I've memorized Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure WAY too much.

[Jericholic82 0]

After picking up the recent Bill & Ted collection, I realize I've memorized Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure WAY too much.

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I realzed that awhile back too. Scary aint it?

[Jericholic82 0]

Oh I must add Little Shop Of Horrors(1980s muscial version) to my list. I have seen it too many times to count and thus have all of it memorized.

 

As well as Dirty Dancing.

[Jericholic82 0]

Have to add "Fatso" with Dom Delouise and Anne Bancroft (who also directed). It's a movie about an overweight Itailian guy named Dom (what a stretch- though at the time Dom looked slim compared to later years ) who loves food and whose even bigger cousin dies of a hear attack. His sister (Bancroft) wants him to lose weight so as not to meet the same fate as his cousin. So he embarks on a journey to battle the bulge, and along the way encounters love. My favorite scene is when his fellow dieters from the "Chubby Checkers" come to his house to help him fight temptation.

 

lots of great quotes too, I would recommend seeing this if you can. I won a vhs copy but I don't think its on dvd yet (but it should be).

 

Most memorable line IMO"

 

"Have you ever sucked the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and filled it with chocolate-swirl ice cream?"