funniest things you heard from marks

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

A friend once told me that the current Kane is a new guy and the old Kane is wrestling as Abyss in TNA right now.

 

How does that explain the size difference?  lol

 

Another fun time... RAW house show, early 2004, probably a week before the RR.  Molly Holly is defending the Women's title against Lita, and the whole time, these two kids are sitting behind me and my friends screaming (literally, at the top of their lungs), "FUCK YOU MOLLY, YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE, I HOPE YOU DIE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"  I turn around to say something to them (they were totally ruining the match, and a few people had already moved)... and they were two little four year old kids (couldn't have been more than four), sitting WITH their parents!  I mean, damn, if I would have said anything like that around my parents at that age... well, it wouldn't have been pretty, that's for sure. 

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"Tommy, you're a little late.

"COME ON MOM! SHIT! SHIT, MOM, SHIT!"

[Jericholic82 0]

Yknow the whole Fake Undertaker thing in 94 didnt really help the confusion.

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Especially if you have the IQ of aluminum.

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I'm talking about from a mark's perspective.

[Jericholic82 0]

Hell I was at a few indy shows here locally at aboys and girls club and it was fiulled with 4-8 year olds cursing their lungs out. WITHOUT Parental SUPERVISON, which is probably one of the reasons why they banned wrsetling from the place a few years back.

[yankovic fan 0]

While at the theater watching Jason X, this guy behind me kept telling all his friends "Yeah Kane from wrestling is in this movie."

 

When Kane Hodder's name appeared on the scream he was all like "you see fools I told y'all."

 

I would have turned around and told him something, but he struck me as the kind of guy to be "packing heat."

 

During the whole movie he kept saying shit like "damn Kane's one crazy brother" and "Damn why he don't do that shit to the Undertaker?"

 

Mind you this dude was in his twenties or so, not some teenager.

[snuffbox 0]

Theres been alot of hilarious mark comments at thematthardy.com messageboard since Monday night...

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

just YESTERDAY someone asked me if Warrior had died. That was one long akward silence, followed by "No, he's not, but he did tie up Santa in S&M gear once."

 

I wish I had a camera for his reaction. Priceless.

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That fucking rules all.

[Art Sandusky 0]

A guy I knew kept asking me who the third bald guy in black tights was that wasn't Goldberg or Austin and was apparently also a huge star and was WCW champion possibly. At the time (mid-2000) I tried to remember such a person.

[JST 0]

Hogan?

[Art Sandusky 0]

No, because I suggested that for the hell of it, thinking he might have been thinking of nWo Hogan.

[iggymcfly 0]

A guy I knew kept asking me who the third bald guy in black tights was that wasn't Goldberg or Austin and was apparently also a huge star and was WCW champion possibly. At the time (mid-2000) I tried to remember such a person.

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Gillberg of course!

[Shooting Star 0]

When HHH attacked Shawn Michaels in '02 at first they weren't saying it was HHH and when I went to WWE chat this one guy said.."you guys....I know wrestling is fake and all but what happened to Shawn just now looked real!"

[yankovic fan 0]

A guy I knew kept asking me who the third bald guy in black tights was that wasn't Goldberg or Austin and was apparently also a huge star and was WCW champion possibly. At the time (mid-2000) I tried to remember such a person.

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The Warlord?

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

A guy I knew kept asking me who the third bald guy in black tights was that wasn't Goldberg or Austin and was apparently also a huge star and was WCW champion possibly. At the time (mid-2000) I tried to remember such a person.

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The Warlord?

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My mom was absolutely convinced that the Warlord and Goldberg were the exact same person.