Get $1 if you don't laugh at Pauly Shore

[MarvinisaLunatic]

LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) Pauly Shore is so confident that his new TBS series will make you laugh, he's offering a money-back guarantee on it.

 

Normally, the joke here would be that you wouldn't get any money, since you don't really pay to watch a TV show (okay, maybe watching a half-hour on TBS translates to a penny or two of your monthly cable bill, but you get the idea). But Shore is offering honest-to-goodness legal tender for your time if you don't chuckle at "Minding the Store," which debuts Sunday, July 17.

 

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Viewers who don't laugh at the premiere can send a request that details why they didn't like the show to TBS, and they'll receive a check for $1. The offer runs through Aug. 15 or until the network receives 250,000 requests, whichever comes first. (Details are at TBS.com.)

 

I already have my submission ready to go..

[devo]

A dollar? Fuck that. The stamp and envelope and paper cost fifty cents.

 

It's a clever way to get people to watch, though, I'll give 'em that.

[Guest Brian]

If they let me do things through e-mail, I might consider it. But sitting through that much Shore is a stretch.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey this is great. Now Pauly Shore will find out for himself how terrible everyone else thinks he is, and go commit suicide or something.

[Art Sandusky]

Fuck that, Pauly Shore isn't given nearly enough credit. Dude's a riot.

[The Mandarin]

I would consider watching his show if Pauly Shore were to first give me $1 for all the times his humour failed on me in the past.

 

It would be pretty comfortable watching his show on my new widescreen HDTV from my hot tub.

[Jericholic82]

Cmon dont be too harsh on Pauly, Encino Man was a decent movie at least.

[Placebo Effect]

Any man that is willing to make an entire movie where it's 90 minutes of people brutally saying he's worthless (Pauly Short Is Dead) is fine in my book.

[Slayer]

He's still better than Carrot-top

[Crimson Platypus]

A funeral is funnier than Carrot Top.

[King Kamala]

Plucking my pubic hairs one by one with a tweezer would be funnier than Carrot Top.

[Crimson Platypus]

Dude I'm not plucking your pubic hairs with a tweezer, that's nasty. I think I'd actually prefer Carrot Top.

[Guest JMA]

Fuck that, Pauly Shore isn't given nearly enough credit. Dude's a riot.

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Agreed.

[Guest Fishyswa]

I'll be watching because I think it's a great idea for a show, and I still feel he was just another victim of the 90's.

[King Kamala]

Back to Pauly Shore, I don't know, he's actually hit or miss with me. Granted 90% of the time, its miss. But I've chuckled a few times at him. I might check out the show once.

[Crimson Platypus]

To me Pauly is good in small doses. He'd be good as a supporting funny guy in a movie or TV show, but he is just not good enough to carry an entire show or movie

[Yuna_Firerose]

I still feel he was just another victim of the 90's.

Of all the comments in the thread, this intrigued the most.

[Jericholic82]

Uh.. Son-In Law was a funny film...kinda.

[Richard]

Even if I laugh at every joke, I'll still try to get my $.

[Jericholic82]

Ok when the show airs we should all post our thoughts in this thread.

[Art Sandusky]

Change your avatars, man. It looks like a guy talking to himself and it's FUCKING CREEPY.