The OAO Raw Thread for 07.25.05

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Well..Kane's driving the ambulance with the doors open..she should have rolled out the back a la homer simpson.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

I CAN'T FIND MY ELMO PICTURE!

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Elmo is busy right now...

[Downhome]

"Well folks, we have some time to blow now...so here is John Cean performing for the next twenty minutes!"

[AndrewTS]

when kayfabe and worked shoots collide...you have no idea wtf is going on.

[Guest ian.]

Man, nothing sells me on the hatred of Hogan and Michaels more like Nelly singing in the background.

[Guest Jim Ross]

They didn't mace Hardy. I'm disappointed.

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Well we got the Edge F-Bomb

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Please be more specific.

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Edge yelled 'Fuck You' to Hardy.. clearly audible

[AndrewTS]

"Well folks, we have some time to blow now...so here is John Cean performing for the next twenty minutes!"

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You're close.

 

"Now get teabagged by Hogan clips."

[BUTT]

WCW's Will Sasso!

[Exslade ZX]

They missed the boat by not having Matt in the ambulance. Would've ruined the whole "shoot" vibe they're going for, but by now nobody thinks it's real anyway.

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It's only 10:40. And LIta's still hurt.

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It'd be pointless to do it now, as the first attack would take away the impact.

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Not really...Matt attacks Edge, and then security jumps on him and takes him out of the building. That happened. Then, they could have waited until like I guess 11:00 and have Lita being put into the ambulance, they close the doors, as the driver walks up to the door only to have it opened (or window rolled down whatever) and Matt sticking his head out of the window and just fucking going crazy before driving away.

[GreatWhiteNope]

HEY WWE - REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHOWED THIS STUFF WHEN HE RETIRED THE FIRST TIME?

 

A WHOLE 2 MONTHS AGO?

[DMann2003]

Ahhh Brad Garrett as the voice of Hulk Hogan

[Epic Reine]

Geez Kane, you would think he'd remember to shut the damn doors...

[SuperJerk]

Making Hogan/HBK the ME really shows how much faith they have in Cena and Batista.

[Downhome]

I know what your saying.. but is there anything else they can do?  Its either this or have snitsky/kane and co tag matches up until SS

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They could take the feud to the next fucking level instead of doing the same thing every week. They should have only had one, or MAYBE two, weeks of him attacking then being taken down by security.

 

Bishoff needs to get involved now, set up a match, do something, anything...except this again.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

Hey wrestling fans... the WWE thinks Hogan is God. Did ya know that?

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm.

 

You'd think Hulkamania was dead brother..

[The Amazing Rando]

Kane is going to take her someplace quiet so Matt can rape her. Then Kane will kill her and...... you know.

[DMann2003]

Man HHH just had to stick his nose onto the program, he's been taking up too much time on the show the last few weeks.

[AndrewTS]

We need Edge's car to stall.

 

"....Edge's car was sabotaged!"

 

*gives chase to ambulance on foot*

[Downhome]

*marks for Hassan's entrance from last night once again*

[Anakin Flair]

Hey- since they Inducted Hogan into the Hall of Fame, and he's still wresting, will they do Ric Flair next year?

[Papacita]

They missed the boat by not having Matt in the ambulance. Would've ruined the whole "shoot" vibe they're going for, but by now nobody thinks it's real anyway.

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It's only 10:40. And LIta's still hurt.

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It'd be pointless to do it now, as the first attack would take away the impact.

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Not really...Matt attacks Edge, and then security jumps on him and takes him out of the building. That happened. Then, they could have waited until like I guess 11:00 and have Lita being put into the ambulance, they close the doors, as the driver walks up to the door only to have it opened (or window rolled down whatever) and Matt sticking his head out of the window and just fucking going crazy before driving away.

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Again, it wouldn't have the same impact. The less Hardy on TV right now, the better.

 

I liked them sticking that whole "I'm gonna sit down when I'm old and gray" line into the Hogan video.

[GreatWhiteNope]

Hey- since they Inducted Hogan into the Hall of Fame, and he's still wresting, will they do Ric Flair next year?

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next year is Bret, supposedly

 

and Bret hates Flair

 

so no

[ChrisMWaters]

And Triple H found a way onto Raw.

[ChrisMWaters]

...is it me, or for that "promo" for the Queen of the Mountain thing next week have clips of the American Gladiators jousting from The $1,000,000 Tough Enough in it?

[Downhome]

It looks like Smackdown changed their set for this show.

 

Cool.

[Angles Broken Fricken Neck]

well my electric has come back on... just in time to see cena ¬_¬

[Vampiro69]

So does a special guest referre match count as a specialty point match for fantasy?

[ChrisMWaters]

I think this is the most offense Carlito has EVER gotten on Cena in a match.

[Exslade ZX]

I hope someone bitchslaps the dude in the yellow.