Boon! I've had enough of your shit.

[CheesalaIsGood]

Dammit! I wanted to be the first to make a Cosby Show ref. The world is doomed.

[Carnival]

I also referenced Urkel's love for cheese, not sure if Eddie got that one though. Notice he didn't talk shit about Theo, cuz is Theo is hard as fuck and Eddie knows it.

[Sideburnious]

I always hated Theo's attempt at a mustache.

[The Czech Republic]

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Wanna know why you hated Theo's mustache? Because it's pathetic. Just like him it is the mustache that a fucking faggot would have. The fuck is that picture Czech? Is that you? You like hanging out at that cubs game with your shaved womanly legs? Why do you have a massive errection in that picture too. Thats fucking sick. Did your boy Corey Patterson give you a massive errection? I bet you like that dude. Because he's a piece of crap just like you. Motherfucker you're damn right I'm going to taunt you for like the cubs. Look at that team. The most worthless team ever. Fucking pathetic. You like losing? You fucking must. If they ever finally win what are you going to do then just shoot yourself in the head with bliss. Well go ahead and do it now motherfucker because they never are going to win. Take your massive errection, UPS delivery shorts, and shaved man legs and get the fuck out of here.

[Vern Gagne]

You ain't nothing compared to Kid Dynomite.

 

Motherfucker owns Chicago.