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Hogan Knows Best would be a million times better if they used I Am a Real American as the theme song. That song kicks ass :firing:

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I liked American Made better too, although Voodoo Chile kicks both of their asses.

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"Real American" was the worst video of '86 on MuchMore's Back In 86.

 

And we probably wouldn't like it if not for the nostalgia fact.

 

Having said that, saying Hendrix is better than Derringer is like saying Elvis is better than The Honky Tonk Man.

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Anybody who says the don't feel a bit like they are a little kid again when they hear this song is lying through their teeth. Unless you truly never liked Hogan.

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Anybody who says the don't feel a bit like they are a little kid again when they hear this song is lying through their teeth.  Unless you truly never liked Hogan.

 

I never truly liked Hogan.

 

Yet, I still mark out.

 

In fact, I immeditaly got guitar tabs for it upon hearing it tonite, just because he really did so much for wrestling.

 

And my hatred of HBK is making me a Hogan mark.

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American Made is a terrible song, that said I love Real American and my first real memory of Hogan was rooting for the Undertaker to beat him. Even as a mark I didn't like Hogan.

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I was walkin' down the beach lookin' for some action

Had my radio set on a rap rap station

Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation

She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

 

We are the Beach Patrol

We want to party, party, party

We are the Beach Patrol

We want to party, party, party

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Guest Stunt Granny

Work real hard everyday

don't think of nothin' bad to say

work real hard and always study

always go swinnin' with a buddy

summtin summtin summtin

this is the way the maniacs play

 

I WANNA BE A HULKAMANIAC

HAVE FUN WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

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I READ IT IN THE PAPERS;

I SAW IT ON T.V.

GUESS THERE'LL BE AN EMPTY SEAT,

WHEN I WRESTLE AT WIMBELY.

I USED TO TEAR MY SHIRT,

BUT NOW YOU'VE TORN MY HEART;

I KNEW YOU WERE A HULKAMANIAC,

RIGHT FROM THE VERY START.

 

You were my friend.

I'll see you again.

When the Hulkster comes to Heaven.

We'll tag up again.

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I was walkin' down the beach lookin' for some action

Had my radio set on a rap rap station

Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation

She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

 

We are the Beach Patrol

We want to party, party, party

We are the Beach Patrol

We want to party, party, party

You mean, mouth-to-mouth- resuscitaSHAWWWWN

 

Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass!

HEY GIRRRLFRAAAAND!

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