The "Ross Report" makes a COMEBACK !!!

[Guest nokia]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/rossreport

 

* Wonder what HHH thinks of this comeback....

 

Any thoughts?

[Guest JoeJoe]

Good, maybe he can explain Shawn's stupid-ass face turn. The guy was MONEY as heel.

[Fökai 0]

I'm looking forward to seeing six pages of one-liners and jabs by people that think that they're funny.

 

Hey guys, here's a tip on why the Ross Report was so great: unintentional humor. Okay?

[CanadianChris 0]

Who gets the first "this ain't ballet" reference?

[Dangerous A 0]

Well, there goes the whole "WWE.com is getting more inside with their news and information" bit, right out the window.

[Silence 0]

Possible Ross Report comment:"Chris Masters is a young stud who has the potential to be a future main-eventer in WWE. Working with someone the caliber of Shawn Michaels will help him reach that level."

[CBright7831 0]

I was going to make a thread on this earlier today, but I thought nobody would care and the thread would flop.

[Dandy 0]

Everyone should fill out feedback and questions to him on the form provided. I asked why Conway switched from the "Ego Trip" to a top rope elbow that he takes forever stabilizing himself for.

[Silence 0]

Everyone should fill out feedback and questions to him on the form provided.  I asked why Conway switched from the "Ego Trip" to a top rope elbow that he takes forever stabilizing himself for.

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JR might say that it was "too dangerous" or something to that effect.

[Dandy 0]

Everyone should fill out feedback and questions to him on the form provided.  I asked why Conway switched from the "Ego Trip" to a top rope elbow that he takes forever stabilizing himself for.

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JR might say that it was "too dangerous" or something to that effect.

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I might "win the lottery." It doesn't hurt to ask questions and see if he acknowledges them and maybe even answers them legitimately.

 

If anyone asks him a question, post it here so we can see if he listens to any of us.

[Downhome 0]

I sent him the following:

 

Subject: Are you not angry with Kane?

 

Message:

I was just wondering if you were still angry with Kane. Over the past few months, you have really acted concerned about his well being, in the feud with Edge. Did you forget that Kane set you on fire a while back? Did you two ever truly reconcile, or did you just forget that took place?

[CBright7831 0]

I sent him the following:

 

Subject: Are you not angry with Kane?

 

Message:

I was just wondering if you were still angry with Kane. Over the past few months, you have really acted concerned about his well being, in the feud with Edge. Did you forget that Kane set you on fire a while back? Did you two ever truly reconcile, or did you just forget that took place?

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I would mark out.

 

Someone should send him a question like that every week.

[Guest Fook]

While you're at it, ask if he still holds a grudge against HHH for breaking his arm.

[CBright7831 0]

And why did JR mark out for Flair last night?

 

Back in April, Flair helped Triple H beat the hell out of JR and in Oklahoma, Flair low blowed JR and insulted his hometown.

[Downhome 0]

He should actually respond to questions like this. The fans on the net would get a kick out of what he says.

 

If he does, more will be on the way.

[AndrewTS 0]

"Did Bret Hart really kill WCW?"

 

"Have you forgot Edge's leglock has a name? The Edgucator? Or do you just think it's a dumb one?"

 

"Is Cena your nigga?"

 

And finally, "Do you really like feet, like Snitsky."

 

King teased him about it years ago and he more or less admitted it during No Mercy 2K1, though.

[daileyxplanet 0]

Since when is "JR" a RAW SUPERSTAR?

 

"Have you ever thought of an angle where you are mysteriously shot? The prime-time soap opera "Dallas" got very high ratings when they tried such a storyline. Everyone would be tuning in to RAW find out "Who shot J.R.!?". And I'm sure it'd be better than the whole Hummer or David Flair/Miss Hancock "Who's my baby's daddy???" angles in WCW... Right?"

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

And you just know that the shooter would be Rikishi.

 

"I shot JR for the people. I did it for The Rock."

[Jericholic82 0]

Someone must ask him these questions!!!

[Jericholic82 0]

Thats gold knox!!!!

[AndrewTS 0]

How does one tie an anchor to someone's ass? Around their waist, sure, I can see that. Tying one to an ass, though?

[Enigma 0]

I remember back in 2000 when he said something like "Both The Road Dogg and X-Pac both would be capable WWF Champions. They're current placements don't acknowledge that."

 

I also remember all of the Big Show's weight updates from 2000-2001. The last Ross Report before Royal Rumble 2001 said Show had dropped down to 426 pounds and when he showed up at the PPV, he was fatter than ever.

 

Ha.

[Vern Gagne 0]

The WWE should consider making the Ross Report along with other more insider stuff a pay thing. Like ESPN Insider.

[Fartsauce 0]

I'm going to ask him what Vinces farts taste like.

[Guest Ransome]

What was the reason that the Ross Reports ended again? I'm vaguely remembering that it due to too many people calling him on errors? At least his columns are worth a read for unintentional hilarity.

[Fro 0]

What was the reason that the Ross Reports ended again? I'm vaguely remembering that it due to too many people calling him on errors?  At least his columns are worth a read for unintentional hilarity.

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It was causing heat in the locker room, more or less, and HHH didn't like it so he squashed it.

[jester 0]

Possible Ross Report comment:"Chris Masters is a young stud who has the potential to be a future main-eventer in WWE.  Working with someone the caliber of Shawn Michaels will help him reach that level."

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Don't forgot to add "from where I sit."

[daileyxplanet 0]

Nice addition, Knox I could see them doing such.

 

And for the record, I did ask that above.

[claydude14 0]

I asked him when Doug and or Danny would be back on TV again.

[Vampiro69 0]

I bet within two reports Ross will mention that Big Show can not run on potential, he needs to grab the ball and run. That or he needs to lose weight.