Britbey Spears Gives Birth

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Britney Gives Birth to Baby Boy

 

 

Britney Spears' dreams of becoming a mother have finally been realized - the pop superstar gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. According to American magazine Us Weekly, the 23-year-old singer welcomed her first offspring into the world shortly before 1pm on Wednesday at California's Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. Spears and her dancer husband Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 am and medical staff whisked the star into a birthing suite, reports the publication. According to hospital sources, Spears, who reportedly started experiencing early labor contractions on Friday, was wheeled into a delivery room at about 12.15 pm and within minutes she had delivered via Caesarian section with Federline by her side. While the newlyweds - who will celebrate their first-year wedding anniversary on Sunday - have yet to announce the name of their offspring, sources say they had planned to call the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third - he's also the father of daughter Kori, three, and son Kaleb, one, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Spears made very specific predictions about the arrival of her child, saying, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so. I don't want to go through the pain... I don't know the sex. I want to be surprised. But I have a feeling that it's going to be a boy. I've always wanted a boy and then two girls."

[Richard 0]

joy

[Slayer 0]

Word is Federline is already with his new g/f working on #4

[2GOLD 0]

The living incarnation of Satan has been born. And he's really, really stupid.

That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish.

 

But at least he won't be fucked up as the kids of Michael Jackson. Those poor bastards.

[The Czech Republic 0]

He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish.

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What vegetable would you assign to represent the IQ's of his mother and (assumed) father?

[Guest Anticrombie]

He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex.

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I don't know, she's been heading downhill in the looks department for a while.

 

Just my opinion of course.

 

Also, you guys think the two morons might cancel each other out? The kid could end being a genius.

[UZI Suicide 0]

I bet Britney is gonna have some delicious breastmilk though.

[Guest Anticrombie]

Eeewwww.....

[2GOLD 0]

That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish.

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What vegetable would you assign to represent the IQ's of his mother and (assumed) father?

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Carrot and Turnip.

[Nighthawk 0]

Oh, stop it.

[Neil-o-Mac 0]

That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish.

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What vegetable would you assign to represent the IQ's of his mother and (assumed) father?

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Carrot and Turnip.

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I swear to God I was thinking of the exact same two vegetables before I scrolled down to this post.

[Black Lushus 0]

great, more Federline seed to spread...someday that gene pool must die...

[Guest Vitamin X]

He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex.

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[Sideburnious 0]

I'm just waiting to witness the birth on a shitty handcam with running commentry by the both of them on "Britney and Kevin: the life chaotic"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Federline stood on the sidelines in the delivery room, giving breathing advice along with twelve other people dressed exactly like him.

[The Czech Republic 0]

3.5/10

[Guest Coffey]

Britney is the boy's mom and Kevin Federline is his dad? Yeah, he'll be REAL gay.

[Guest TheDon]

So that dumb hick Federline already has 3 kids? Jesus. I wonder how many kids this retard is going to father before he dies.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Britney is the boy's mom and Kevin Federline is his dad? Yeah, he'll be REAL gay.

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Yeah, guy who fathers children with multiple women, total flamer

[Dr. Zaius 0]

I'm just waiting to witness the birth on a shitty handcam with running commentry by the both of them on "Britney and Kevin: the life chaotic"

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You would be the only person watching. Not unlike every other episode.

[Guest Brian]

He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex.

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Kill thy father. I'm behind him on that one.

[Darthtiki 0]

C-section hmm, well her midriff bearing days are over, since her abdomen will now look like a damn roadmap. Someone needs to screw up during the circumcision and take the balls off this kid.

[Nighthawk 0]

Nah. C-Section scar is right on the vag, you wouldn't see it in family-appropriate midriff baring. I've seen it on my mom.

 

But on the other hand... she should be done with that aspect of show biz forever, so it shouldn't matter. If she goes back to music, it had better be with a 100% new image.

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Nah. C-Section scar is right on the vag, you wouldn't see it in family-appropriate midriff baring. I've seen it on my mom.

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[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nah. C-Section scar is right on the vag, you wouldn't see it in family-appropriate midriff baring. I've seen it on my mom.

 

But on the other hand... she should be done with that aspect of show biz forever, so it shouldn't matter. If she goes back to music, it had better be with a 100% new image.

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You thinking like Madonna's wistful maternal kind of scene? I think she'd be better off going half-country. Three acoustic chords and easy dance beats. She's a Texan after all. With her media machine, anything would work.

[Nighthawk 0]

Nigga, yes! Do it like Kid Rock. It's Louisiana, not Texas, though.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

So it is. Where'd I get Texas? Pop/Country crossover is easily the most successful thing going right now.

 

I had like a Cheryl Crow thing in mind, so you're not too far off with Kid Rock.

[Guest *KNK*]

That's an natural progression anyways for Britney Spears to follow anyways.

 

She can retain the "hotness" that she relies on but not have to compete with the younger and more bubblegum factory offerings and with her whole push as being a "committed" mother, Her previous image contradicts what she wants to be protrayed as.

 

Country is hardly about quality singing anymore judging from how Gretchen Wilson is such a huge star. Country music, is still a business and looks are hugely crucial.

 

With the right production and promotion, She'll do fine in a "settled-down" environment of Country but still keep her over the top nature that she relies on.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

She's already got the background. Stick an acoustic in her hands with an american flag t-shirt and songs about her family and god, and it's millions all over again.