Because the other board thinks this is news...

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

[The Niggardly King 0]

...

[Slayer 0]

[Nighthawk 0]

I have a lot worse pictures of me.

[Mik 0]

Well, that certainly went over my head.

[Krankor 0]

Why is that man pinching his nipple while reading a Dan Brown book???

[Sideburnious 0]

Because he's a trend whore for reading Dan Brown.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Dan Brown is one of the most vanilla names ever.