The merits of "plopping" poops vs Gigantic poops

[Guest BillyTheStud]

After pitching a loaf this morning, only to find that my BUTT was still smeared with left over shit splotches, I decided that "plopping" poops are decidedly better than all-encompassing gargantuan poops.

 

By plopping poops, I mean the kind that come out of your rear in multiple little segments. You hear a little series of splashes, as if some marbles have dropped into the toilet. It is in my experience that these types of excretions leave your BUTT feeling much cleaner, and empirical wiping evidence suggests that there is little to no shit residue left over, at least, comparably to allinone poops.

 

Poops that come out in one big chunk often leave a hefty piece of shit still lodged in between the BUTT crevasse. Wiping removes a great percentage of it, but the left over shit smears are now spread evenly across the rectal region. This is a pain in the ass, literally. Irritation can result if the shit smears are big enough. Imagine taking a dump at work that leaves shit smears, and then having to walk around for 8 more hours working. I know this has happened to a great deal of you. You go home with a potential sore ass with rashes on either inside of your BUTT walls. These shits are clearly inferior.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

empirical wiping evidence

[areacode212 0]

Poops that come out in one big chunk often leave a hefty piece of shit still lodged in between the BUTT crevasse. Wiping removes a great percentage of it, but the left over shit smears are now spread evenly across the rectal region. This is a pain in the ass, literally. Irritation can result if the shit smears are big enough. Imagine taking a dump at work that leaves shit smears, and then having to walk around for 8 more hours working. I know this has happened to a great deal of you. You go home with a potential sore ass with rashes on either inside of your BUTT walls. These shits are clearly inferior.

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What you say about leftover shit smears is true, but this is why I tend to save pooping for when I'm at home, where I can clean more thoroughly, or shower if necessary (this is rare though). I will say that there are few things in life as satisfying as dropping a nice big one...the "nuggets" (as HBK would call them) don't feel as good.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Poops that come out in one big chunk often leave a hefty piece of shit still lodged in between the BUTT crevasse. Wiping removes a great percentage of it, but the left over shit smears are now spread evenly across the rectal region. This is a pain in the ass, literally. Irritation can result if the shit smears are big enough. Imagine taking a dump at work that leaves shit smears, and then having to walk around for 8 more hours working. I know this has happened to a great deal of you. You go home with a potential sore ass with rashes on either inside of your BUTT walls. These shits are clearly inferior.

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What you say about leftover shit smears is true, but this is why I tend to save pooping for when I'm at home, where I can clean more thoroughly, or shower if necessary (this is rare though). I will say that there are few things in life as satisfying as dropping a nice big one...the "nuggets" (as HBK would call them) don't feel as good.

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I hate this place, lol.

 

What a topic. While disgusting, you at least came up with a conversation that I'm almost sure will never be started again.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Poops that come out in one big chunk often leave a hefty piece of shit still lodged in between the BUTT crevasse. Wiping removes a great percentage of it, but the left over shit smears are now spread evenly across the rectal region. This is a pain in the ass, literally. Irritation can result if the shit smears are big enough. Imagine taking a dump at work that leaves shit smears, and then having to walk around for 8 more hours working. I know this has happened to a great deal of you. You go home with a potential sore ass with rashes on either inside of your BUTT walls. These shits are clearly inferior.

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What you say about leftover shit smears is true, but this is why I tend to save pooping for when I'm at home, where I can clean more thoroughly, or shower if necessary (this is rare though). I will say that there are few things in life as satisfying as dropping a nice big one...the "nuggets" (as HBK would call them) don't feel as good.

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What a topic.

 

Gross as fuck, but this is a conversation that I'm pretty sure will never again be started. Good work.

[Ravenbomb 0]

at least the Real Big Turd poops don't splash water all over your ass

[Bruiser Chong 0]

The line between gigantic dumps being great and terrible is fine, to say the least. There are times when they make you feel like a new person. Like recharging your batteries and being left feeling as if you could conquer small nations if so desired. And then, there are those times when they're such a struggle to actually, uh, dump, that you are pro-choice by the end, because you don't think anyone should be forced to squeeze something that's bigger than whatever it's coming out of.

[Black Lushus 0]

The line between gigantic dumps being great and terrible is fine, to say the least.  There are times when they make you feel like a new person.  Like recharging your batteries and being left feeling as if you could conquer small nations if so desired.  And then, there are those times when they're such a struggle to actually, uh, dump, that you are pro-choice by the end, because you don't think anyone should be forced to squeeze something that's bigger than whatever it's coming out of.

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fantastic!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

at least the Real Big Turd poops don't splash water all over your ass

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Or, worse yet, up it. I HATE it when that happens.

 

I kinda like the giganitc poop myself. Your pants are more comfortable to wear afterward. Although I get upset when the toilet clogs even after you flush with nothing else in the potty (I do multiple flushes while I'm doing the deed to prevent clogging). Talk about unfair...

[The Czech Republic 0]

wildpegasus walks the line o---wait what? oh.

[Red Baron 0]

This is a perfect time to discuss about fetishes.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

This is a perfect time to discuss about fetishes.

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It's a shame no one else knows what you mean, Scuba, as that was excellent timing.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

This is a perfect time to discuss about fetishes.

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It's a shame no one else knows what you mean, Scuba, as that was excellent timing to refer to that.

 

Never again will I have such a window as I did July 30.

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