Ced 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Playing the part of Jor-El is...Nicolas Cage! Article Link EDIT: Different source than the story below since the other one requires a login. Actor Nicolas Cage and wife Alice parents of boy Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a dad - again. Alice Kim Cage gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said the actor's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available, the spokeswoman said. "They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by telephone from New York. The couple married in July 2004. It was the third marriage for Cage and the first for his new wife, who was 20 when they married. They met when he visited a Los Angeles restaurant where she was working as a sushi waitress. Cage, 41, stars in the current movie release "Lord of War" and he won a best actor Oscar for "Leaving Las Vegas." He has a son from a previous relationship. The actor was previously married to Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette. He's not playing Superman, so he made his own...great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Whoa. Does this mean the Earth is going to explode? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Nic Cage is insane...and god bless him for it. That's just awesome, I mean awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Kal-el is actually a pretty cool name though... although Coppola is a mouthful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. My friend is a huge "Beastmaster" fan and he actually talked his wife into naming their firstborn Dylan Alexander Rodriguez just so we get to call the kid DAR. He's going to be needing therapy at a young age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Sounds like an Ay-rab to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 ...but..."El" would be the Kryptonian family name...should have just made it "Kal." Superman II was on A&E last night--even cheesier than I remembered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 I agree that Kal-El is a pretty cool name. But I can't get it in my head why celebs give their kids retarded names. I understand that kids everywhere have dumb names. But if you were to kidnap the kid of every movie or tv star today there would be a very high percentage of names that don't make any sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommytomlin 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Why would you have to kidnap the kids to find out their names? Couldn't you just... ask them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Because then you could get money to give the kid back Or, in the case of bad kids, get money to keep the kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 On the bright side being known as Kal-el Cage for life is eons better than being called Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. Then again, very few names could be worse than Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Phinnaeus Walter (Roberts) Moder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 or Apple Paltrow whatever-the-last-name-of-the-guy-from-Coldplay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 I'm naming my kid Sydney if its a girl, and Owen if its a boy. I'm worried kids will make fun of a kid with the initials "O. K." though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Kids can make fun of anything, no matter how dubious their reasoning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Yeah, I just remember Nicholas Cage starred in an episode of SNL where he and Julia Sweeny were expecting a baby, and Cage shot down every possible baby name because of various ways kids could make fun of the name. Oh, sweet merciful fucking irony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 And in the end Rob Schneider delivers a package to him and we find out his last name is Asswipe ("That's ah-sweep-eh!') Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 I think Kal-El is a great name. -Signed Rumer Moore Willis BTW add another sign to the apocalypse, apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 5, 2005 I bet it'll be named Hubbard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 On the bright side being known as Kal-el Cage for life is eons better than being called Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Unless Nic legally changed his name, the kid should be Kal-el Coppola, actually. He'll likely end up just being called Kal, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I bet it'll be named Hubbard <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet you'll only be able to say it through a series of clicks and whistles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 6, 2005 Frank Zappa is still king of crazy ass kid names. Dweezil...Ahmet...Moon Unit...Diva Muffin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neil-o-Mac 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Smith beat you to it - his daughter's called Harley Quinn Smith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Smith beat you to it - his daughter's called Harley Quinn Smith. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That bastard, someone actually agreed to have sex with him?? Ahhh, but I have the advantage of my last name actually being Quinn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Smith beat you to it - his daughter's called Harley Quinn Smith. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That bastard, someone actually agreed to have sex with him?? Ahhh, but I have the advantage of my last name actually being Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Watch her first words be "A-OK Mistah J." EDIT: Oh, and for the record...for my kids? First Boy: Rocky Waters First Girl: Crystal Waters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 6, 2005 For awhile now, I've thought Harley Quinn would be good name for a daugther. However, I also think Bane Abdullah would be a good name for a son, so what the hell do I know. I'm not even a comic "geek", I just watch the movies and cartoons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I mentioned the Bruce-Wayne thing to my fiancee the other day and she actually said it would be cool. LMAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 I would have bowed down to Nic Cage if the kid would have been named General Zod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
