Ced Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 Playing the part of Jor-El is...Nicolas Cage! Article Link EDIT: Different source than the story below since the other one requires a login. Actor Nicolas Cage and wife Alice parents of boy Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a dad - again. Alice Kim Cage gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said the actor's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available, the spokeswoman said. "They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by telephone from New York. The couple married in July 2004. It was the third marriage for Cage and the first for his new wife, who was 20 when they married. They met when he visited a Los Angeles restaurant where she was working as a sushi waitress. Cage, 41, stars in the current movie release "Lord of War" and he won a best actor Oscar for "Leaving Las Vegas." He has a son from a previous relationship. The actor was previously married to Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette. He's not playing Superman, so he made his own...great.
Guest JMA Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 Whoa. Does this mean the Earth is going to explode?
2GOLD Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 Nic Cage is insane...and god bless him for it. That's just awesome, I mean awesome.
dubq Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn.
Exslade ZX Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 Kal-el is actually a pretty cool name though... although Coppola is a mouthful
Conspiracy_Victim Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. My friend is a huge "Beastmaster" fan and he actually talked his wife into naming their firstborn Dylan Alexander Rodriguez just so we get to call the kid DAR. He's going to be needing therapy at a young age.
dubq Posted October 3, 2005 Report Posted October 3, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol!
AndrewTS Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 ...but..."El" would be the Kryptonian family name...should have just made it "Kal." Superman II was on A&E last night--even cheesier than I remembered.
Youth N Asia Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 I agree that Kal-El is a pretty cool name. But I can't get it in my head why celebs give their kids retarded names. I understand that kids everywhere have dumb names. But if you were to kidnap the kid of every movie or tv star today there would be a very high percentage of names that don't make any sense.
tommytomlin Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 Why would you have to kidnap the kids to find out their names? Couldn't you just... ask them?
Slayer Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 Because then you could get money to give the kid back Or, in the case of bad kids, get money to keep the kid
Ced Posted October 5, 2005 Author Report Posted October 5, 2005 On the bright side being known as Kal-el Cage for life is eons better than being called Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. Then again, very few names could be worse than Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.
Slayer Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 or Apple Paltrow whatever-the-last-name-of-the-guy-from-Coldplay
SuperJerk Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 I'm naming my kid Sydney if its a girl, and Owen if its a boy. I'm worried kids will make fun of a kid with the initials "O. K." though.
Slayer Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 Kids can make fun of anything, no matter how dubious their reasoning
SuperJerk Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 Yeah, I just remember Nicholas Cage starred in an episode of SNL where he and Julia Sweeny were expecting a baby, and Cage shot down every possible baby name because of various ways kids could make fun of the name. Oh, sweet merciful fucking irony.
Slayer Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 And in the end Rob Schneider delivers a package to him and we find out his last name is Asswipe ("That's ah-sweep-eh!')
Darthtiki Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 I think Kal-El is a great name. -Signed Rumer Moore Willis BTW add another sign to the apocalypse, apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
AndrewTS Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 On the bright side being known as Kal-el Cage for life is eons better than being called Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Unless Nic legally changed his name, the kid should be Kal-el Coppola, actually. He'll likely end up just being called Kal, though.
2GOLD Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 I bet it'll be named Hubbard <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet you'll only be able to say it through a series of clicks and whistles.
Guest El Satanico Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 Frank Zappa is still king of crazy ass kid names. Dweezil...Ahmet...Moon Unit...Diva Muffin
Neil-o-Mac Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Smith beat you to it - his daughter's called Harley Quinn Smith.
dubq Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Smith beat you to it - his daughter's called Harley Quinn Smith. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That bastard, someone actually agreed to have sex with him?? Ahhh, but I have the advantage of my last name actually being Quinn.
ChrisMWaters Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 I'm naming my first born Bruce-Wayne Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that please say you're going to name your first girl Harley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea! I can't believe I didn't even think of that, lol! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Smith beat you to it - his daughter's called Harley Quinn Smith. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That bastard, someone actually agreed to have sex with him?? Ahhh, but I have the advantage of my last name actually being Quinn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Watch her first words be "A-OK Mistah J." EDIT: Oh, and for the record...for my kids? First Boy: Rocky Waters First Girl: Crystal Waters
Guest El Satanico Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 For awhile now, I've thought Harley Quinn would be good name for a daugther. However, I also think Bane Abdullah would be a good name for a son, so what the hell do I know. I'm not even a comic "geek", I just watch the movies and cartoons.
dubq Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 I mentioned the Bruce-Wayne thing to my fiancee the other day and she actually said it would be cool. LMAO!
Vampiro69 Posted October 8, 2005 Report Posted October 8, 2005 I would have bowed down to Nic Cage if the kid would have been named General Zod.
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