Enigma 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Former ECW World Tag Team Champion Roadkill has signed with World Wrestling Entertainment. Roadkill was trained at the "House Of Hardcore", the ECW wrestling school run by Tazz and Perry Saturn, and became a cult favorite amongst ECW fans due to his Amish character and his trademark "chickens" interview line. Along with Danny Doring, Roadkill was one-half of the ECW World Tag Team Champions at the time the promotion closed. Roadkill stayed active on the Independent scene following the end of ECW, while also working fulltime in nightclub security. CREDIT: PWInsider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Of course, his gimmick will be nothing remotely similar to what he did in ECW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Of course, his gimmick will be nothing remotely similar to what he did in ECW. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If the Amish had television, it would be, because that is one of the few groups that I don't think Vince has pissed off yet, and you know he wants the whole set. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 He'll be a mad Quaker instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Of course, his gimmick will be nothing remotely similar to what he did in ECW. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If the Amish had television, it would be, because that is one of the few groups that I don't think Vince has pissed off yet, and you know he wants the whole set. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He'll keep the amish thing intact, I can't believe Vince hadn't stolen that yet. What gruops are left? Satanists? Nah, they got Shawn to piss them off. Vince will have to really go after the sub-cultures now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They're going to have him wrestle under his real name, aren't they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Vince should put Trish and Shelton together to piss off the KKK-types. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They need tag teams. They sign a former tag team champion. They do not sign his partner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted October 26, 2005 BTW, If Roadkill ever makes it to tv...He's going to Smackdown. They wouldn't put him on Raw...because he is too "goofy" and could get over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Vince should put Trish and Shelton together to piss off the KKK-types. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a pretty good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Oh for the love of God let him continue using the amish gimmick. He makes it work, please let him keep it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Roadkill and Rosie. Make it happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Watch the first thing on the agenda be "shave off the goatee." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Watch the first thing on the agenda be "shave off the goatee." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWE Writer: What are you supposed to be? Roadkill: A crazy amish guy WWE Writer: I see. Well, shave the goatee off, get some crazy colorful pants, a tan and lose some of that weight. Roadkill: But...I'm amish...that's pretty much my character WWE Writer: Don't worry, we got this butter churner for you to bring to the ring. It'll get over huge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They could bring back a wrestler who was injured or fired or something, and say he was placed in witness protection to explain his absense. So while spending time with the Amish, he discovers this raw wrestling talent in Roadkill and decides to bring him to the WWE. It's like witness meets kingpin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They could bring back a wrestler who was injured or fired or something, and say he was placed in witness protection to explain his absense. So while spending time with the Amish, he discovers this raw wrestling talent in Roadkill and decides to bring him to the WWE. It's like witness meets kingpin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm winning the lotto just so I can start my own wrestling promotion and hiring you as head of creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They could bring back a wrestler who was injured or fired or something, and say he was placed in witness protection to explain his absense. So while spending time with the Amish, he discovers this raw wrestling talent in Roadkill and decides to bring him to the WWE. It's like witness meets kingpin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm winning the lotto just so I can start my own wrestling promotion and hiring you as head of creative. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I be Head of Talent Relations? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They could bring back a wrestler who was injured or fired or something, and say he was placed in witness protection to explain his absense. So while spending time with the Amish, he discovers this raw wrestling talent in Roadkill and decides to bring him to the WWE. It's like witness meets kingpin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm winning the lotto just so I can start my own wrestling promotion and hiring you as head of creative. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I be Head of Talent Relations? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if you are willing to get demoted for a shitty yes man and be subjected to a humilating string of horrible comedy skits attacking your health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They could bring back a wrestler who was injured or fired or something, and say he was placed in witness protection to explain his absense. So while spending time with the Amish, he discovers this raw wrestling talent in Roadkill and decides to bring him to the WWE. It's like witness meets kingpin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm winning the lotto just so I can start my own wrestling promotion and hiring you as head of creative. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I be Head of Talent Relations? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if you are willing to get demoted for a shitty yes man and be subjected to a humilating string of horrible comedy skits attacking your health. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Ah yes, the Angry Amish Chicken Plucker. No way in hell he sees the big time in his gimmick. It's too "out there" for the WWE, which seems to want most of it's newcomers to be either generic or be stuck with some idiotic gimmick. He'll be down in OVW long enough to shave the goatee, get some tats, lose some weight, and get "thou shalt not come off the top rope because you are a heavyweight" drummed into his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 They need tag teams. They sign a former tag team champion. They do not sign his partner? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love Doring and all, but from his appearance on Velocity, he still looks like a jobber with no muscle mass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karc 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Vince should put Trish and Shelton together to piss off the KKK-types. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Already did it with Trish and Viscera, which of course was intended to piss off more than the KKK (i.e. the rest of us). I think more people would actually like Shelton and Trish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Wiesr, I was just watching his stint in OVW from a few weeks ago and thinking he good tdo a job in WWE. They need to stick him in a tag team to give him a foil, otherwise he wont do anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Roadkill and Rosie. Make it happen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bah. Gimme Jamie Noble & Roadkill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Watch the first thing on the agenda be "shave off the goatee." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWE Writer: What are you supposed to be? Roadkill: A crazy amish guy WWE Writer: I see. Well, shave the goatee off, get some crazy colorful pants, a tan and lose some of that weight. Roadkill: But...I'm amish...that's pretty much my character WWE Writer: Don't worry, we got this butter churner for you to bring to the ring. It'll get over huge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your post makes me sad, since I see the probability of this (or something as equally foolish) actually happening to be very high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Watch the first thing on the agenda be "shave off the goatee." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWE Writer: What are you supposed to be? Roadkill: A crazy amish guy WWE Writer: I see. Well, shave the goatee off, get some crazy colorful pants, a tan and lose some of that weight. Roadkill: But...I'm amish...that's pretty much my character WWE Writer: Don't worry, we got this butter churner for you to bring to the ring. It'll get over huge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or better yet. Instead of a Chicken Plucker he'll be a Chicken Fucker. And can you just think of the skits that will come out of that gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Watch the first thing on the agenda be "shave off the goatee." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWE Writer: What are you supposed to be? Roadkill: A crazy amish guy WWE Writer: I see. Well, shave the goatee off, get some crazy colorful pants, a tan and lose some of that weight. Roadkill: But...I'm amish...that's pretty much my character WWE Writer: Don't worry, we got this butter churner for you to bring to the ring. It'll get over huge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or better yet. Instead of a Chicken Plucker he'll be a Chicken Fucker. And can you just think of the skits that will come out of that gimmick. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Val Venis of the poultry set....BRILLIANT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 The Fat Chicken Thrilla. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 "Oh, look at those legs and thighs... and the BREASTS. Oh man, so big and juicy. I'd love to bite into those..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 They're going to have him wrestle under his real name, aren't they? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think so, his real name is Vincent Tripelaich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
