Boon 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 Man kills buck with bare hands in bedroom November 2, 2005 BENTONVILLE, Ark. --For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom. Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken. Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer. "I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom -- "jumping back and forth across the bed." Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it. Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house. "He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said. At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said. Goldsberry had the deer butchered. "He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison. That is one badass motherfucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 I'm so glad my name isn't Doug Gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 I'm so glad my name isn't Doug Gay <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When you have a name like that, you really should have a job with a gun. Being a sheriff deputy in Arkansas sounds just about right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 It would be awesome if they made a video game out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 Minus several points because he didn't field dress it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 Minus several points because he didn't field dress it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You tell him that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 He's in the freezer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 Seeing the actual freshly wrapped venison made me laugh my head off. I want a fucking bear to go to this guy's house. That would be more evenly matched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 Please, a bear would never put this guy over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimensions 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 That's fuckin awesome check this one out from msnbc.com... ---- NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday. Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him. M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes. “It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,” he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over. The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said. As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete. M’Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities. “This guy is very lucky to be alive,” Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident. Don't fuck with that guy's food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted November 4, 2005 Awww, poor leopard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 Ok, I demand a Deer Killer vs. Leopard Killer match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clockworkraven Report post Posted November 4, 2005 The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said. He decided to drop his knife and pull a leopard's tongue out because God told him to. I think the Deer Killer has the age advantage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 true, but I think a Leopard would generally be harder to kill than a Buck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 Throw in the shark killing Icelandic fisherman from a few months back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said. He decided to drop his knife and pull a leopard's tongue out because God told him to. I think the Deer Killer has the age advantage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One of those times when being old and senile worked out to his advantage. Or, it was Ray Liotta in his cornfield whispering what to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2005 Well, at least we won't get that annoying Bambi sequel now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BrokenWings Report post Posted November 5, 2005 true, but I think a Leopard would generally be harder to kill than a Buck <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Generally, I'd agree, but I imagine breaking a 5-point buck's neck is more difficult than ripping out a leopard's tongue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2005 Man kills buck with bare hands Let's go for two, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2005 That man is a man's man that is for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2005 When I read this story all I could picture was Joe from Family Guy melted to the driveway and saying "BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!" to the giant rat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2005 Man kills buck with bare hands Let's go for two, sir. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOOK AT THAT GUY'S FOREHEAD Nothing can kill Joe Buck. No way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2005 That man is a man's man that is for sure. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is he a REAL Man's Man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 That man is a man's man that is for sure. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is he a REAL Man's Man? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was hoping someone would mention Regal after I posted that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage484 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 Headlines like this thread's make me bust out laughing for some reason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 true, but I think a Leopard would generally be harder to kill than a Buck <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Generally, I'd agree, but I imagine breaking a 5-point buck's neck is more difficult than ripping out a leopard's tongue. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Keep in mind the buck just went threw glass so he's bleeding pretty badly. The old man killed a Leopard fighting at 100%. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 Who says the leopard didn't have the sniffles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 Leopard Killer < Deer Killer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 I still would not want to run into either of these guys if they were in a bad mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2005 Well, at least we won't get that annoying Bambi sequel now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The new film is a 'midquel', the story taking place in the middle of the first Bambi movie. It is your basic teenage angst tale, dealing with Bambi coping with his Father, the Great Prince, and his finding of a new mate while an orphaned Bambi comes to terms with his Mother's death. Oh God it's Emo Bambi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites