It's Rando's 23rd birthday.

[The Czech Republic]

So let's celebrate with 23 contrived premises that can't get past the idea phase. You know we loves ya, Rando

 

#1:

The boreal forests of the north are being threatened by a developer who wants to expand the suburbs in Alaska, at the expense of the natural habitat of moose, and shit. But one single dedicated fry cook at a McDonald's poorly located in the middle of the forest is going to make sure the forests remain intact, for all those moose, and shit. With the help of his faithful assistant Debbie, Nick the fry cook is going to challenge the developer to a boxing match. It's called "I of the Taiga."

[Failed Bridge]

#2:

A lonely single woman comes across her late father's belongings and finds a magical talking computer server. The server armed with an experimental search engine has the power to track down anybody anywhere in the world. As she looks for the man of her dreams she comes across people who have missing loved ones and stuff. Can she help these people all the while searching for a love of her own?. You'll just have to tune in and see as Rando presents to you; "Searching For Mr. Right".

[The Amazing Rando]

Only 23? Hmm.... let me find last Tuesday's notebook... *throws papers and books all askew*

 

Oh...and on Saturday, I met Elvis Costello. That was the highlight of my entire 22nd year on this planet.

[The Czech Republic]

I'm not gonna lie. This was an excuse to say "I of the Taiga."

 

happy birthday though

[Ted the Poster]

Happy Birfday, Jimmy!

[Guest Vitamin X]

 

Happy 23rd!

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Happy Birthday. I demand to hear the lawn mower one again. Or did we make that up?

[Guest ABOBO]

#3:

There's this mexican high school student who came over to the United States at a young age to persue his love of basketball and his dream of being in the NBA. He's a joker at heart who is always playing little tricks on his friends and those around him. Well, one day after one of tricks goes too far, his friends decide they have had enough and start devising a plan to pull one of the biggest tricks of all time to teach him a lesson. The title, One on Juan.

[Sass]

Happy birthday Rando.