Bob Barron gets served

[BUTT 0]

Alright Bob, I guess I'll give you the chin check you want from me.

 

Barron, whatever you criticize me for will never be topped by you starting the WHAT chant during the National Anthem at a WWE show, which you took credit for.  It's been 4 years since that happened and I can still see you doing the same moronic bullshit now.   

 

Plus, I've thrown whatever you've said about me onto the wood pile, which has grown substantionally since I was made a mod at TSM.  From day one of me getting the mod nod and not you, you've tried to hound me and cut me down to your size whenever you saw the chance to and nothing you have said has ever amounted to diddily squat.  Hell, once it was announced here at the Pit that I had been nodded, you, and Leena, were the only people who pitched a fit about it.  In fact Bob...you've been the *only* person to ever try and bust my balls on the thankless job that is being a message board mod.  When I leave this big internet web Bob, which will be soon, I'll make sure to give you my spot as an admin at TSM and mod job at the Pit since you obviously have bigger and better ideas than I about how to run a message board and mod it.  I have no doubts that you won't be around when I step down so I'll make sure to let you know when the date is coming Bob.  I'm sure you can squeeze me into your SNL fan pic schedule when the time is right.

 

But I digress.

 

You're a life sucking leech Barron, as evidenced by your obsessive and downright disturbing stalking of celebrities and SNL bums.  You've never probably contributed anything positive to life except for your own self-gradifying (and awful, if I might add) SNL recaps, which only get a lot of hits when you make bad jokes that others take out of context and try to rake you over the coals for (oh, the irony).

 

Bob, you might be 20-some odd years old right now, however, 20 years from now, I don't see you making a difference in anyone else's life except your pitiful (and lonely) own, which you've managed to become good at it seems.  You're going to die a lonely virgin Barron and I hope you can live with that when you reflect back on your life with no one else around you except the family members who managed to put up with your pissant crap over the years.  And Treble. 

 

You are without a doubt one of the biggest tools I have ever known at TSM.  Even Banky tried "helping" people out at times instead of just trying to cut them down with "hard hitting" posts like you've done over the years.  All you have managed to do is pass a couple years of college with some bullshit journalism or communications degree while feeling "big" off being surrounded by celebs who pose for you in gaudy looking polaroids that you happily show off when asked to (or not).  You have been pampered your whole life and have probably never worked a day that meant anything in the grand scheme of things.  I can't picture you doing a hard day's of work at any time in your life except for maybe running down a couple blocks on the street to get your hero Norm MacDonald's autograph and maybe breaking a sweat over the brisk jog.

 

My parting words to you Barron are to have fun getting Bill O'Reiley his coffee and massaging his balls when he's 80 years old and you're pushing 40 with no upward movement in life or having any family of your own. 

 

Cheers Bob.  I hope this is the response you were looking for.

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[Art Sandusky 0]

And this was in reply to what?

[BUTT 0]

At the Pit, they're having this big HTQ-bashing session. Sass called Barron a tool, and Bob wanted to know why he felt that way.

[Guest Leelee]

You read The Pit.

 

You suck.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm curious about the apparent fight I had with myself over there.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

At the Pit, they're having this big HTQ-bashing session.

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They're still doing that? Don't they have lives to lead?

[BUTT 0]

Well, to be fair, I don't think there have been any posts about you today.

 

But Michael is still upset that you banned him. In fact, he says he would like to be a mod at TSM, so he could ban you!

 

Also, he thinks you're gay and you whack off to "Misawa and Kawada porn".

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Well, to be fair, I don't think there have been any posts about you today.

 

But Michael is still upset that you banned him.  In fact, he says he would like to be a mod at TSM, so he could ban you!

 

Also, he thinks you're gay and you whack off to "Misawa and Kawada porn".

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Does he not realise how stupid he sounds?

[Guest Leelee]

K. Fixed.

[Slayer 0]

The long-distance flaming continued on into the night...

[Guest Leelee]

The long-distance flaming continued on into the night...

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Don't you realize how stupid you are, moron.

 

You don't understand the business of The Pit, at all. You're so stupid. If I could ban people for being stupid, you would have been removed years ago.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I hope Treble's prepping the Barron picture.

[treble 0]

Is it sad that I have it bookmarked?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Not at all, s'long as I get an assist for setting up the gag.

[Guest Leelee]

Why does Bob always wear hats.

 

He should show off his curly hair.

[MrRant 0]

Shouldn't you be keeping this shit over there? We all know Bob's a tool.

 

But good burn though by Sass.

[Guest]

It's not cool to bring stuff from over there to over here. Then I read it twice.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Good burn, but I'm upset by the fact Sass is planning on leaving soon.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You'll miss me more.

[bob_barron 0]

Leena would be happy to know that I had to give a presentation today and I didn't wear my hat.

 

But Sass didn't really "serve" me. I pretty much refuted most of what he said, and now we're just arguing semantics, and he's going back to the tired "You stalk celebs so you suck at life" thing. And telling someone to get a life, while bringing up stuff that happened 4 years ago is pot...kettle...black right there.

 

I don't deny that I suck at life, but there are better reasons.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

You'll miss me more.

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It's too close to call.

[bob_barron 0]

By cosbywasmurdered, do you mean Ennis Cosby, who actually was murdered?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Sure.

[BUTT 0]

Wait what the fuck?

[BUTT 0]

I accidentally posted a message about TNA in this thread.

[bob_barron 0]

Bill Cosby's son Ennis was murdered by some Russian dude.

[treble 0]

Leena?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

I'm aware of that. Someone suggested it in a chat and I got Tim to change it.

[BUTT 0]

I like Bob Barron. I just love it when someone unleashes a particularly vicious dis on another poster. Micah Glossinger was the best at flaming Barron though. Sass forgot to mention Bob's tampon-sucking escapades.

[bob_barron 0]

Yea, Michah's was quite good, even though I really don't get why he hated me so much. At least Sass had reasons.

 

And for Leena, here's a picture of me without a hat. For everyone else, it's a picture of me with a tampon in my mouth-

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/wny...in_my_mouth.jpg