Teen dies after kissing her boyfriend

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Yahoo.com: Teen with peanut allergy dies after kiss.

 

Damn.

[Black Lushus 0]

did he absorb her powers and memories?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

[Failed Bridge 0]

The boyfriend stands outside a hospital consoling family members after the dreaded kiss.

[MrRant 0]

Mr. Peanut doesn't kiss girls.

 

He pimps them. You can tell by the cane.

[2GOLD 0]

He had a Snickers and now his girlfriend isn't going anywhere for a while.

[MrRant 0]

He had a Snickers and now his girlfriend isn't going anywhere for a while.

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Well, the fucking thing asks you if you are hungry and "why wait?"

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The boyfriend stands outside a hospital consoling family members after the dreaded kiss.

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That one kid needs to stop tooting his own horn.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

EDIT: Gahhhh I hardly ever double post.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Holy shit, it's Fred Phelps's "Great God Goober!!"

[DerangedHermit 0]

She died with her boyfriend's nuts in her mouth

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Due to my severe allergies, I had no choice but to always fuck on my first dates...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

I feel for this boy. No girl wants to kiss him ever again because they'll think they will die. It makes no sense but really, most American girls aren't that smart.