Wrestlecrap's Gooker Award Nominees Announced!

[CBright7831 0]

And the nominees are...

 

Muhammad Hassan: Evil American Terrorist

 

Viscera - Lillian Garcia: Love Gone Wrong...VERY Wrong

 

The Sad Saga of JR: Featuring Dr. Heiny!

 

Kurt Angle: Olympic Gold Medalist and Bestiality Proponent

 

The New LOD...featuring HEIDENREICH?

 

The Boogey Man: Midgets and Clocks BEWARE!

 

Hardy-Kane-Lita-Snitsky: Killing Babies is FUN!

 

Jillian Hall: MOLE GIRL

 

2005 Diva Search: Because Once Just Wasn't Enough

 

Warrior Goes Insane: Queerin' Don't Make the World Work!

 

Who is your pick to win? Vote here.

[Epic Reine 0]

I voted The JR Saga. That was truly pitiful.

[haVoc 0]

How can the JR saga not win?

[Ced 0]

The JR Saga is winning this by a sizable margin at the moment. I don't really understand what the rationale is with Warrior's political rant being the distant second right now.

 

I really wish they would have put a small blurb of what merits each of the nominees has to be the Gooker Award winner, especially since I have no idea what the Angle-Bestiality incident was about.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

That's when Angle said he wanted to have wild animal sex with Sharmell

[Papacita 0]

This was an odd, odd year for wrestling.

[benoit4hor 0]

Does the Coach vs Austin turned Coach, Vader & Goldust vs Batista thing fall under the JR saga?

[Dangerous A 0]

The JR Saga is winning this by a sizable margin at the moment. I don't really understand what the rationale is with Warrior's political rant being the distant second right now.

 

 

Probrably because it was the most recent of the nominees and there are still feelings resonating from it.

[haVoc 0]

Does this deserve to be on WrestleCrap?

 

Billionaire Ted Skits: As WCW Nitro began to pull away in the Monday Night Wars, Vince countered by making fun of TBS owner Ted Turner in a series of increasingly tasteless skits.

 

I was always entertained by these skits.

[CBright7831 0]

From what I remember, RD said he liked the first one where Ted sat down with Huck and Nacho and asked them if they perform certain moves. After that, he said theygot stupid and tasteless. At one point they apparently made fun of Ted's father, who committed suicide when he was young.

[iliketurtles 0]

I'm surprised they don't have "WWE blows up Eddie Guerrero's lowrider two weeks after his death" on there, but oh well. They've got enough shit.

 

Edit: Didn't read the first part. Makes sense.

[Guest JMA]

From what I remember, RD said he liked the first one where Ted sat down with Huck and Nacho and asked them if they perform certain moves. After that, he said theygot stupid and tasteless. At one point they apparently made fun of Ted's father, who committed suicide when he was young.

Yeah, they were funny until they got personal.

[haVoc 0]

This thread should be used for Smackdown tonight..........

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The thing is the Billionaire Ted Skits were done at the beginning of '96. RD's description said they were done as WCW pulled ahead in the ratings, but I didn't think that happened until mid '96.

[haVoc 0]

WrestleCrap continues on SD as I type this.

[Guest Fook]

No nomination for SD's midget madness a couple months back?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

"I like white lace"

 

Sorry Cole you don't sound convincing.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Ric Flair: Intercontinental Champion is far more offensive then anything listed above.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Ric Flair: Intercontinental Champion is far more offensive then anything listed above.

 

Could be worse.

 

We could have VISCERA, Intercontinental Champion.

[Hawk 34 0]

Orlando Jordan: United States Champion is far more offensive then anything listed above.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Fuck both of you. Big Vis and OJ would be better champs then crazy old Flair.

[haVoc 0]

Imagine how much stuff would be on WrestleCrap if we could see what happens behind the scenes.

 

Triple H tells the Raw roster in 2002 they need to learn how to work. We get pictures of Benoit and Eddie's jaws on the ground.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

HHH and Angle helping each other out by injecting in those hard-to-reach-places......

[haVoc 0]

HBK stands in the corner crying.

[BorneAgain 0]

To this day, I still hope that someone caught the Plane Ride from Hell on tape and that they'll eventually release it.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im gonna have to go with the Boogeyman, even though its not hit its wrestlecrap stride yet.

 

The more he wrestles, the crappier its going to get.

[Guest beau99]

JR's firing got my vote easily.

[CBright7831 0]

2005 Gooker Award!

Muhammad Hassan: Evil American Terrorist (270) 7%

 

Viscera - Lillian Garcia: Love Gone Wrong...VERY Wrong (193) 5%

 

The Sad Saga of JR: Featuring Dr. Heiny! (1126) 29%

 

Kurt Angle: Olympic Gold Medalist and Bestiality Proponent (151) 4%

 

The New LOD...featuring HEIDENREICH? (217) 6%

 

The Boogey Man: Midgets and Clocks BEWARE! (189) 5%

 

Hardy-Kane-Lita-Snitsky: Killing Babies is FUN! (457) 12%

 

Jillian Hall: MOLE GIRL (424) 11%

 

2005 Diva Search: Because Once Just Wasn't Enough (322) 8%

 

Warrior Goes Insane: Queerin' Don't Make the World Work! (552) 14%

 

 

 

Total Votes: 3901

[Karc 0]

It's too bad the whole Eddie-Rey-Dominic saga didn't make the list, that was some painful TV from two of the more entertaining wrestlers on the roster. But I know why it didn't make the list, so it's ok.

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

Kurt Angle as a wild sex animal. I HATED that