Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 I work Tech Support and I got the most extreme call ever today. Me: What can i do for you Him: I installed DSL and now my dial up don't work Me: Ok Him: And let me tell you, I've had real bad customer service lately. Me: Really? Him: Ya, one of them n*ggers in the repair center threatend to disconnect me, just cuz I called her a n*gger. I hate n*ggers! Me: Him: And if your a n*gger I don't appologize, I hate you worthless n*ggers. Me:...... uh No, i'm not....um....black....um ok, so.... and we do some stuff.....come to find out he has a dead jack. Him: well this fucking sucks...bla bla bla Me: I'm sorry but at this point there is nothing i can do. Him: I understand, I just use the internet alot...u know...just look at sites...play games....jack off... Me: haha.....how did I know that was coming? Him: Probably cuz you jack off too...do you? Me: Him: Nevermind, I don't need to know. Well I'll let you go, I didn't mean to call and ruin your day. Me: Actually this call has made my day. Him: Seriously? well............ fuckin' A! Me: ok, well sorry I couldn't help. Him: Me too, it's ok, I still want ya to have a merry christmas...even if you are a dirty n*gger. Me: uh......But I'm not.... Him: *click* Best call ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 oh that was me sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 aren't you allowed to cease with the phone call when it reaches those levels? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted December 6, 2005 By then, I think I'd want to hear the rest of what he had to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stahl 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 Most places you aren't allowed to hang up on customers unless they get obscene, and you warn them 3 times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 Where I work, we can hang up after one warning. I never do, though. It's more fun to listen to people swear. And I agree, random calls make my day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 we are allowed to hang up after one warning, but this guy wasn't pissed at me, he was just a moron. I could have said I was offended....but I was mostly in shock. It was also entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 That's fucking hilarious. I haven't gotten a weird call from "The Real WCW" in a while, come to think of it, but I do have the last message saved. Maybe I should post Agent... er, WCW's number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2005 I was outside of the corner store a few months ago with my friend, and a black lady (accent sounded Jamaican) was working. A drunk American couple (I forget which state they said they were from), probably in their late 30s, or early 40s came out and started talking to us. Lady: "DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A NIGGER IN THERE!?" *Laughs her fucking ass off* I'm not used to such blatant racism, because there's not alot of it up here, so I thought that was the funniest thing I've heard. She's never seen a black person before, or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted December 7, 2005 Well, the moron did find a way to have fun while calling tech support. I can't do the same... since I seem to always get redirected to some guy in India that I can't understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 7, 2005 Call him a nigger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2005 Not a nigger. A sand nigger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2005 I believe the proper term is "dune coon". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The REAL W.C.W. Report post Posted December 8, 2005 Please, If I may let the record state: Although I am indeed working in Berkeley, my phone number reflects a 219 or Gary Indiana area- area code. I must stress to you all that I am Not the Poster known as "Agent of Oblivion" However, If I was as oblivious as he claims I would be happy to be an agent of any kind. A friend to you all :-William C. Wells Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2005 I work Tech Support and I got the most extreme call ever today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2005 I just love playing with those fuckers. Their fun to string along when their making some kind of prank call or trying to be funny. Espically when you start making them fumble their words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest i'll facist YOUR regime! Report post Posted December 8, 2005 I would have talked to him about jacking off to ebony porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted December 9, 2005 I just love playing with those fuckers. Their fun to string along when their making some kind of prank call or trying to be funny. Espically when you start making them fumble their words. Last night, Retail Store : 2:30 AM : Me: Hello this is Frank you've reached the 24 hour Wal-mart East...... Male Caller: I am a sinner (snickering in background) Me: You want something for dinner? Him: I have sinned. i need forgivenss. i was in korea and Nam and killed many Gooks. (repeats a version of this 6 times during the call always changing details) Me: How can I help? Him: Do you sell religious movies? Me: Yes , we have all the Jesus films Him and I banter about titles for a minute.... Him: What church should I seek...Catholics have all the Priest touching boys I don't want that.. Me: I've been Catholic for 23 years....yada yada yada Him: The Pope was a good man at least... Me: Actually the Vatican has been corrupt for hundreds of years... examples include them helping the Nazi's and Pope John Paul the 1st being poisoned in 1978 Him: Well i don't know anything about that... Me: Yada yada God is the shiznit...yada yada.... After about 5-6 minutes of this nonsense I put him on hold and called my manager to let her have some fun with him. She had to listen to his crap for 5 or more minutes too before she gave up Never a dull moment.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Apparantly, I make phone calls when I'm drunk that get saved by the people I call therefore making me regret my actions from the previous night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 the joys of drunk dialing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Apparantly, I make phone calls when I'm drunk that get saved by the people I call therefore making me regret my actions from the previous night. I hope you regret this post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 (edited) Actually I don't. Granted, I do regret a lot of things I've done, but not that. Edited December 9, 2005 by Deon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
