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*Sean Shannon long, drawn-out, drama*

 

So, he's goth? I mean, he's a head case, that cuts himself, is starved for attention and whines on the internet. That's a drama goth.

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*Sean Shannon long, drawn-out, drama*

 

So, he's goth? I mean, he's a head case, that cuts himself, is starved for attention and whines on the internet. That's a drama goth.

 

Doesn't that fit the description "emo" more so?

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Just like everyone else said. HOLY CRAP I remember all of that.

 

Recently, Sean has "come out" as a pre-op transsexual on his site.

 

You know what? I'm not really shocked. Because on his site way back when Sean said that he was a fan of The Powerpuff Girls. No problem there cept he admit to owning and wearing Powerpuff Girls shirts, shorts AND a backpack. Hell I don't know any gay men that would be caught wearing that.

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I always liked CRZ's recaps. Incredibly detailed with good humor mixed in. He cared about the product, but it always seemed he never got TOO wrapped up in it or took things too seriously.

 

Agreed. Whenever I'm looking for an old promo or anything like that, I always check his site, and I'd read his recaps even after I watched the show.

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I don't think CRZ took wrestling too seriously, but I think he took himself a bit too seriously. Like, he quit Wrestleline because they didn't offer him the money he felt he deserved, but he continued writing his incredibly long recaps for free on his own site. I guess I can respect doing your own thing and not "selling out", but really, if you're offered the chance to make money for writing wrestling recaps, just do it! Especially if you're going to do it anyway for no money.

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Alot of the writers didn't like Wrestleline for other reasons too I thought.

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Shit yeah, I remember all that stuff. The old Smarks board and site, the yellow board, the 'hackmaster' situation, good stuff. And check it, less than 250 posts (on this board at least) to show for it.

But man oh man was that 'Maurizio C' guy classic.

Ok, I'll try to explain myself in a way you can understand, ok? come on...

 

I couldn't give fuck you here cumm talk everyboy to flame the ass wwf and dean malenko and jarrett suck because italian says you hate me and eminem sucks too because rolling rolling rolling rolling hands up and hands down and hands up your ass lil' bastaaaaggggeeeee and fuck everyone fucke me fuck you very everything with the flu and benoit and undertaker and suck you and suck him I can't understand shit you write because I suck no you do so hey macho man is good and hello hello and shit and crap and jarrett suck so suck...

 

 

... HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR UNDIE?!

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BUMPED because we finally have a picture to put to the Sean Shannon myth:

 

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I honestly don't know who looks weirder, "her" or Keith.

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Guest Vitamin X

*Sean Shannon long, drawn-out, drama*

 

So, he's goth? I mean, he's a head case, that cuts himself, is starved for attention and whines on the internet. That's a drama goth.

 

Doesn't that fit the description "emo" more so?

 

Well, emo now is like what goth used to be. Seriously. There'll always be a fad around for those kinds of kids in high school. I wonder what the old fads were.

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Guest Duke_The_Dog

Good Ole Judas

 

"Scott its Tuesday morning when will we be getting the raw rant????"

 

 

I was AndrewTheGiant and banned

 

Witty banter hated me. Plus i think I made fun of Loss4Words for being gay. I was a mature 17 (18?) year old.

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Shit yeah, I remember all that stuff. The old Smarks board and site, the yellow board, the 'hackmaster' situation, good stuff. And check it, less than 250 posts (on this board at least) to show for it.

But man oh man was that 'Maurizio C' guy classic.

Ok, I'll try to explain myself in a way you can understand, ok? come on...

 

I couldn't give fuck you here cumm talk everyboy to flame the ass wwf and dean malenko and jarrett suck because italian says you hate me and eminem sucks too because rolling rolling rolling rolling hands up and hands down and hands up your ass lil' bastaaaaggggeeeee and fuck everyone fucke me fuck you very everything with the flu and benoit and undertaker and suck you and suck him I can't understand shit you write because I suck no you do so hey macho man is good and hello hello and shit and crap and jarrett suck so suck...

 

 

... HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR UNDIE?!

 

I feel more and more ashamed that he was the guy that showed me the old Smarkboard in the first place.

 

 

EDIT: Also, the caption of that Sean Shannon picture from the posted link mentions Shannon as a "her".

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BX's links make me realize how awful I was back then. Didn't seem like it at the time, but in retrospect, I sound all the 16 years I was at the time. That and you'd never imagine I had any semblance of a vocabulary going by my posts.

 

Anyway the angle goes to stupid as a supposed tourist with his family is taping the sites when suddenly he sees the Mountie and Jimmy Hart beating the hell outta the Boss Man and even usin the cattle prod on him in the parking lot.

 

Hardcore is tight. He's put up with a lot of crap during his years with the fed. Plus his new music is cool.

 

Doinkathon at the '94 Rumble? I don't think so. Maybe your think bout the shitty Doink matches from Survivor Series' '93+'94.Oy.

 

And this is just from one thread.

 

I also see I started a thread titled, "Just Wondering." But the page is gone. Now I'll never know what I was wondering!

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I was there for the yellow board; I think I only had ten or so posts.

 

As for the Dames-era, after I stopped posting about wrestling, I rose to prominence as being that guy a number of people would confuse with Kinetic, mainly for our mutual love of indie rock and that we were both funny. That, combined with Kinetic and myself being responsible for about 85% of TSM's gimmicks from the fall of '02-spring '03.

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I think there's a progression we all go through when we stop posting about wrestling. Kotz refers to this as entering the "meta-posting" phase, and it's important that new posters arrive and mature through this cycle, lest the whole board rot and die.

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But I still post about wrestling, and not in the "roll into the WWE folder, make a smartass remark, and leave" way. I could very well be the last one of our implied crew that still watches the stuff regularly.

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I watched some wrestling not too long ago. No, really. It was after I got cable into this place; I was flipping through channels and stopped when I saw this old, greasy dude with an enormous beer gut. He looked familiar. It didn't take long for me to realize that it was Raven and I was watching TNA. I didn't keep it on the channel long—a couple of cookie sheets to the head and some spilled blood. Same ol' bullshit.

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Shannon made damaramu seem like a hippie.

 

I dont remember any names I mightve used before. But I can never forget a fat creepy guy's brain degenerating live on the internet.

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I was going to add that I never thought there was a "crew"—implied or no—but I suppose Gene and myself co-running a message board designed only for certain people at this board gives the idea of some sort of elitist cabal. This did not become clear to me until after my banning from the Pit. I checked out this thread where the ethics of ridding of me were discussed; one person said something to the effect of "Oh who cares him and Agent are probably laughing about it at their secret board." That someone legitimately thought that was so very, very sad.

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