Murdoch Getting Pushed, Cade Getting Depushed

[Placebo Effect]

Backstage, Curt Hennig and Brad Armstrong compare notes. Armstrong said they called him a hornyakker - and he don't even know what that is! He needs a "personality." They told him to call little brother, find out what a personality is, and not come back until he had one. Hennig: "Something's gonna happen here - they're bending it, and finally it's gonna break - and you know what I'm talkin' about..." and a knowing nod is exchanged.

 

Seems like Russo made it up.

[Guest King TelFie]

Just because the guy isn't toned doesn't mean he can't wrestle. His match against Shelton was one of the best matches I've seen in recent months. I like him, he's got a unique look for the WWE. But above all else, he can have a very good brawl, which a lot of the generic muscle men fail to achieve.

[TheBigSwigg]

Fakes heart attack ala JBL

 

Hey retard, JBL is imitating Redd Foxx from Sanford & Son. But you're probably too young to know that. Or to know what killed the NWA.

 

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[The Amazing Rando]

I think that's the only movie about arm wrestling that was made in the 80's, so yeah. I'd say Murdoch was more appropriate for an 80's movie about dancin and music in a strict christian town and learns how to dance from some city slicker, but that's just me.

 

Ah well.

 

*turns hat around*

 

*puts elbow on table*

 

I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.

 

 

Yep, I'd mark out about a billion-fold if Murdoch came out to the ring to "Let's Hear It For The Boy" and did that little bizarre walk with the finger-snap as his taunt.

[Guest Coffey]

Yep, I'd mark out about a billion-fold if Murdoch came out to the ring to "Let's Hear It For The Boys" and did that little bizarre walk with the finger-snap as his taunt.

That's gold. Who would play Kevin Bacon though? Someone has to be able to run into the room and scream "Let's dance!" setting up the closing dance celebration after ever Murdoch match win.

 

[The Amazing Rando]

That can be Cade's job.

[Guest Shark]

I find it funny that people are bashing others for commenting on Murdoch's look yet there's no bashing for calling Cade a "generic pretty boy" which is focusing on how someone looks just as much as Murdoch.

 

Personally, I don't care how they look - I just know that Cade has twice the talent Murdoch has. For a lower carder, Cade has got himself over to a decent level, is a solid in ring worker, good on the mic when you get him going and has a natural cocky charisma. He should be the one pushed to the IC title, not Murdoch who can't go in the ring, is roadkill on the mic, can't get over and has zero charisma and one horribly overused facial expression.

 

Cade owns Murdoch

[The Czech Republic]

Seriously, you don't need to be a Hollywood reject to know you can get him over by having him burp in the middle of a sentence, everyone kinda looks at him disgusted for a second, and pretends they didn't see it.