What are your Keychains?

[The Czech Republic]

I don't use keys. I will doors open with my mind.

[Brett Favre]

So how do you open doors?

[The Czech Republic]

n/m

[Zack Malibu]

Yankees logo keychain, the letter "D" written in Olde English type (first initial of my last name), keyless entry for my Impala, a Shaw's Supermarket card, a CVS card, key to my car, two keys for the house, key to the office/wharehouse.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I don't use keys. I will doors open with my mind.

 

You will doors open?

[Youth N Asia]

My keychain is 3 keys; bottom door, top door, and bedroom door. A pocket watch my little sister got me 6 years ago, and my library card...yeah, I'm pimp.

[Hawk 34]

On my keychain are 3 car keys (my car, my mother's car and my work truck), house keys (mine, an aunt's and my ex's), gym card, library card and kroger plus card.

[The Czech Republic]

I don't use keys. I will doors open with my mind.

 

You will doors open?

Oh, I meant like will, as a verb. I should have clarified. Or gone for a different joke answer.

[Annabelle]

i keep my keys, raiders helmet, & shiv on my keychain