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So anyways, Funyon would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra 'Beverly'. And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Funyon had to shoot the maid.

 

The real answer is Funyon doesn't have a first name. He doesn't need one. Because he's Funyon.

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