The President's Bunghole

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The ever-classy Lyndon Johnson is heard on the following recording making a special request for some new Haggar slacks. To illustrate just what it is hes looking for in a good pair of trousers he uses descriptions such as 'where my nuts hang' and '(burp) down by my bunghole'. Its hilarious stuff to me anyway...

 

http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/...lbj_haggar.html

[Ace309]

Johnson, of course, also occasionally introduced Senators to his penis, which he called "Jumbo."

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It has also been reported that a reward for Johnson's biggest campaign donors was an invitation to swim naked with the President.

[Matt Young]

LBJ was awesome. Kind of like JBL. Coincidence? I think... Yes. But oh well.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Lyndon B. Johnson kicked ass. Except for that whole "We shouldn't be sending American boys to do a job that Asian boys should be doing for themselves" thing.

[CBright7831]

Reportidly, they have Johnson saying this on record also during a secretary interview:

 

"If she's not willing to drop her panties, I don't want to speak to her."

 

Of course, that's what my history teacher said.