Few people

[Matt Young 0]

Few people can get so drunk that they wake up naked with no recollection of how they got there, and not be hung over.

 

Me, I did that and want more SoCo.

 

The story is more fun when you have people tell it to you.

 

In conclusion, I rock.

[Guest Leelee]

You should have called Spoon with this news before posting it here.

[Carnival 0]

I heard getting really shitfaced makes you really cool. Thats what my 7th grade health teacher told me.

[Sideburnious 0]

I got pissed last night. So i was working hungover for most of the day. It was like this:

 

Caller: Help I need to get onto aol

Sidey: thnk u 4 tech suport, phone number *yawn*

Caller: ...What?

Sidey: Sorry....your phone number

Caller: oh {Gives phone number}

*several attempts go back and forth to getting the number right*

 

Theres more but im not getting into it. Oh, and i accidentaly sat around doing nothing for 18mins (or so i was told.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I tend to wake up naked every time I drink enough to black out. There's normally a pretty blatant trail from the front of my apartment to my bed, so I know the exact order in which I undressed.

 

And SoCo is for girls.

[Matt Young 0]

Eh, I like the SoCo... But waking up naked with no memory is a fun mystery to solve.

 

And I wasn't trying to seem cool, not by a long shot. I fully expected to be made fun of... But I did laugh when I heard the story.

[Carnival 0]

well......what's the story?

 

You masterbated or something in front of a group of people or family members. That's my guess.

[Matt Young 0]

No, I was carried into the house by my friends Aaron and Eddie, sans my Green Day CD and the bottle, and I pissed myself. Later, there was a loud thud in my room, and I was found naked and on the floor.

[Carnival 0]

well at least you peed in your clothes, and not all over your room.

[C Dubya 04 0]

Or into a running fan. I've seen it happen, with poor results.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

My girlfriend's brother pissed his pants in her room the night we went to Bodom after being refused entry due to being shitfaced. Then he fell asleep on her bed, pissed pants and all.

[Carnival 0]

One my friends was so drunk once, he fell asleep naked in his single bed with his rather large girlfriend, and in the middle of the night, crapped liquid all over himself, the bed, and her. She cleaned it up. haha

[Failed Bridge 0]

I wake up naked every morning and I don't need alcohol. What's the big deal?

[Sideburnious 0]

A friend was at his office party that ended up going to the bosses house. He got rat-arsed like he usually does and proceeded to going into the bosses room. They found him later with his pants off after pissing all over them and all over the bed. Ironically I think he still works at the same job.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You should have called Spoon with this news before posting it here.

See, the joke here is that I DO LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS. You were improving and tolerable again, you don't need to use terrible running gags. You're enough of one alone.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I think the joke actually was that Matt Young talks about calling you a lot.

[Hoff 0]

I remember that period, where like every Matt Young post was about Kotz. It was kinda creepy.

[Matt Young 0]

I've only talked to Spoon like twice... and I don't even have his number now.

 

But anyway, I'm awake now because I drank 3 pitchers of beer, barely felt drunk, but still had a strong urge to (frozenblockof)piss(reborn).

[Guest Vitamin X]

I remember that period, where like every Matt Young post was about Kotz. It was kinda creepy.

 

Think that's creepy? Check this gem out:

 

(For some reason, the idea of a Matt Young-Patrick Spoon-Ashlee Simpson-Kylie Minogue sex tape just came to mind. I don't know why I'm mentioning it either. But hey, Kotz and I could make a good tag team, working one of the women over until we get bored/tired and then tag out for the "bitch switch". Hmmm...)

[Special K 0]

Hey, Matt? You're going to be an alcoholic soon. No joke. Enjoy your fun drinking while it lasts. If your enabling gf ever gives up on you, or vice-versa, you're going to be in a Steel Reserve-flavored hell. And the longer you stick with her, the worse it's going to be.

 

And anyway, every self-respecting wino knows Bull Ice has +%1 over that pussy shit.

 

How old are you?

And SoCo is disgusting.

[nl5xsk1 0]

He won't be an alcoholic because alcoholics don't brag on the internet about how much they drank and how little it effected them.

 

How old are you?

 

Regardless of the answer, follow-up question: why do you act so immature for your age?

[Matt Young 0]

I'm 21... and it amuses me greatly that people are taking everything I say so seriously.

 

*Hopes no one notices that I gave up posting seriously for the most part around the time I had the Ashlee avatar, and now post mainly to get a reaction from people who apparently have too much time on their hands*

[Black Lushus 0]

if you have to explain what you're doing and why you're doing it, you're not doing it correctly...

[nl5xsk1 0]

"too much time on their hands"?!?

 

We're posting on a fucking message board, it's obvious that we have nothing but time. And it really doesn't take much time or effort to respond to a post.

[Carnival 0]

As if posting just to get a rise outta people DOESN'T indicate someone with too much time on their hands.

[Matt Young 0]

I like reading the posts here... But since no matter what I say, I'll still get shit from 90% of the posters here, I don't often even bother to try outside the video game forum. It's not worth the effort.

[NYU 0]

*Hopes no one notices that I gave up posting seriously for the most part around the time I had the Ashlee avatar, and now post mainly to get a reaction from people who apparently have too much time on their hands*

 

Damn, you swerved us ALL!!!

 

Good work, boy.

[Special K 0]

I'm not taking anything you're saying too seriously. You're going to be an alcoholic in a couple years. Just a heads up.

 

Am a judging you? Am I talking shit? No. I don't care what the fuck you do with your life, Matt. You drink like a fucking wino. Most people don't have blackouts and then wake up feeling fine. People with strong alcoholic tendencies do.

 

And if you don't want negative reactions? Don't make topics bragging about your blackout drunks. No one gives a shit. It's not interesting. If you fucked a bag lady, or shit your pants, or went parasailing, or joined a circus act as "The amazing boring dumbshit" maybe it would be an interesting story. You just posted some inane shit, capping it off with "In conclusion, I rock." Like you're the first person to ever be a filthy drunk.

 

And I guess it's technically 'few people', since about 10% of the world are or have been drunks or addicts.

 

In conclusion, you suck.

Edited December 28, 2005 by Special K

[Matt Young 0]

I'm not taking anything you're saying too seriously. You're going to be an alcoholic in a couple years. Just a heads up.

 

Am a judging you? Am I talking shit? No. I don't care what the fuck you do with your life, Matt. You drink like a fucking wino. Most people don't have blackouts and then wake up feeling fine. People with strong alcoholic tendencies do.

 

And if you don't want negative reactions? Don't make topics bragging about your blackout drunks. No one gives a shit. It's not interesting. If you fucked a bag lady, or shit your pants, or went parasailing, or joined a circus act as "The amazing boring dumbshit" maybe it would be an interesting story. You just posted some inane shit, capping it off with "In conclusion, I rock." Like you're the first person to ever be a filthy drunk.

 

And I guess it's technically 'few people', since about 10% of the world are or have been drunks or addicts.

 

In conclusion, you suck.

 

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Terrible in every way.