The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I am officially no longer a part of any fast food organization. I have finally gotten out! I now work loading trucks for Staples at their distribution center in Maryland. Nearly 12 bucks an hour and I enjoy every minute of it. But I'm finally free! *celebrates* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 congrats....fast food blows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 It's about time you got a real job, you fucking scumbag. You're definitely old enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I hope god plays a cruel joke and makes Rando pack trucks headed to the main offices of Long John Silvers on a regular basis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 If only Rando had been accepted to Cornell... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 You'll have to excuse Mik, he had bad hush puppies and fishsticks last night. Or he's a douche. Either/or Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 A former fry cook works his way into medical school where he finds that laughter really is the best medicine. Join us this spring for Diagnosis: Laughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 A group of Chinese immigrants who load trucks with boxes full of paper clips, pens, and printers plan a secret birthday celebration for a co-worker. It's called "Supplies Party." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 It's funny 'cause their R's sound like L's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 A young man loading trucks at an office supplies warehouse dreams of one day being the world's funniest comic performer. With the help of his co-workers he turns the loading dock into a stage everynight and performs for local residents while waiting for his big break. Its called "Delivering the Laughter." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 This thread delivered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I remember nagging you about fast food sucking ass like two years ago or so. Nicely done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 This thread delivered. Except for your part in it, it's gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Best thread of 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Czech gon give it to ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Nah, I'll give Czech props for this one. Supplies Party was gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) You'll be bitching about this new job in a few weeks. And congrats on taking nearly 6 years to find a new job outside of fast food. Edited January 1, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Actually it was nearly 7... yikes. just yikes. The only thing I can say that's "bad" about the job is that it's three 12 hour days a week, but there is usually overtime every week so it runs about an extra 200 bucks on my paycheck for a total of four days of work. At least now I have days off each week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Actually it was nearly 7... yikes. just yikes. 1/17/99 - 1/17/00 1/17/00 - 1/17/01 1/17/01- 1/17/02 1/17/02 -1/17/03 1/17/03 -1/17/04 1/17/04 -/1/17/05 1/17/05 - 1/17/06 Ah, shit. My bad. So how did you go out? With a bang or a wimper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 In that time span, I've had seven jobs and two moves Shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 In that time span, I've had....about 7 jobs. At one point I was doing two internships and working part-time. I didn't go out as good as I did at some of my other jobs, only because I actually did like the people at the last one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 I thought you meant 7 years at the same job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Yeah, thats what I thought. Rando must have an impressive collection of hair nets and name badges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 actually no hairnets, and my name badges have all but disappeared...but i have tons of little pins and buttons. Some of them even have my sweat on them! Ebay, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) In that time span, I've had seven jobs and two moves Shit Five jobs (one temp, one part-time, one full-time "crap" job, one seasonal and one "real") and five places of residence in two different states... Edited January 3, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 At least you had some sort of job, Ive been offcially looking for work (that is-doing absolutely nothing) for the better part of 3 years, outside of doing some side work for my dad. But anyhow congrats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) What skills do you have to provide for an employer? Edited January 3, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 You can't be trying too hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 Hmmm, I worked for Staples several years ago, and I had no idea they had a distribution center in MD. Anyway, yay for you. It's not a bad company to work for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2006 It's their biggest one, actually. It serves like 450 stores. They also have one in NY, Indiana, and I can't remember where the fourth one is off the top of my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
