Tim White spoiler - I know you can't wait to know.

[Si82 0]

Stupid question time.

 

Didn't Vince and Stephanie hear the crowd boo the hell out of the segment at Armageddon and then go silent for the better part of an hour afterwards?

Yes.

 

That mean that the McMahons will stamp their feet and shove it down the fans throats for shitting on an idea they loved. The same thing happend with Katie Vick.

 

I'd complain but it only seems to make them worse.

[BruiserKC 0]

Stupid question time.

 

Didn't Vince and Stephanie hear the crowd boo the hell out of the segment at Armageddon and then go silent for the better part of an hour afterwards?

Yes.

 

That mean that the McMahons will stamp their feet and shove it down the fans throats for shitting on an idea they loved. The same thing happend with Katie Vick.

 

I'd complain but it only seems to make them worse.

 

 

Does that mean then that we all need to say it's the greatest gimmick ever...and then Vince will yank it because the IWC is all for it?

 

Seriously...what exactly is Vince trying to do with this angle? Is Tim White the reincarnation of Rasputin for crying out loud? Everytime I think Vince can't do any worse than he has, he surprises me again and does something to top all the other stupidity he's given us before. Katie Vick, Kane doing the bondage thing with RVD and hooking up a cable to Shane McMahon's family jewels, pulling stuff out of JR's ass, blowing up Eddie's lowrider...and now we have Tim White killing himself off a million different ways each week.

 

There are times I wonder if Vince has really lost it or he just is convinced to throw something on that we might actually laugh at.

[Downhome 0]

He needs to use that one suicide song they constantly use at YTMND as his entrance theme or play it while he's in the act of trying to kill himself.

 

 

This song?

 

http://timmywhitemyspace.ytmnd.com/

[Guest Doombiscuit]

If we're talking about which films/shows their imitatng with this I think you've got it all wrong suggesting CSI and the like. I have it on good authority vince is a big 'Weekend at Bernie's" fan. In two weeks Chris Masters and Carlito are going to be carrying Tim White's corpse through arenas and getting into all kinds of hilarious scrapes as they try to convince the fans their new managers not dead. Ratings are gonna go through the roof!

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

From Meltzer

 

There was a segment taped involving Tim White, that may air on Smackdown as soon as this week. His storyline apparently will be a recurring comedy bit where he attempts to kill himself and always fails. Good to see that finger right on the pulse of the fans.

[Guest Leelee]

I wonder if Da Meltz will have the same last sentence for an upcoming TNA skit.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Okay, I'm hardly the most p.c. guy on the board, but having someone repeatedly try to kill himself on television week after week is some of the most ridiculously tasteless and offensive shit they've thought up yet.

[Angle-plex 0]

Is this all over that hell in a cell match...that was four years ago?

[muzz 0]

I'm more offended they think it's a good idea.

 

Then there's the whole suicide aspect etc.

[RepoMan 0]

SD has been the most enjoyable in the past year when they've embraced wrestlecrap, so I'm all for it. He cut the wrong way when sliting his wrists next week and his noose will break the week after thatt, but how will he survive droping the radio into the bath tub?

 

I still wish he was UT zoombie ref.

[Failed Bridge 0]

I wonder if Da Meltz will have the same last sentence for an upcoming TNA skit.

If TNA were to run this very angle then I'm sure he would.

[Ravenbomb 0]

he tries to jump off a building, but he lands in a pillow delivery truck that happened to be passing by at that particular moment

[Placebo Effect 0]

Suicide can easily be very funny.

 

This crap, however, is not.

[Quit Calling My Mama 0]

http://www.youtube.com/w/WWE-Smackdown-Tim...uwhI&search=wwe

[SuperJerk 0]

he tries to jump off a building, but he lands in a pillow delivery truck that happened to be passing by at that particular moment

I guarantee that's 10 times better than anything they've thought up.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Josh Matthews is the next Jack Kevorkian.

[CBright7831 0]

http://www.youtube.com/w/WWE-Smackdown-Tim...uwhI&search=wwe

How did that get onto the internet?

[Enigma 0]

People with the huge C-Band satellites can intercept the Smackdown live feeds from Tuesday night. Some of these people cap them and can put them online. That's how the Mark Henry footage got on the net too.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Speaking of Wrestlecrap, how do you think RD Reynolds feels about this one, especially seeing as his best friend committed suicide (I think)

[Failed Bridge 0]

In a stunning move high ranking Rat Poison officials have declared they will be suing the WWE for portraying their product as unsafe...

[CubbyBr 0]

I wonder if Da Meltz will have the same last sentence for an upcoming TNA skit.

 

Atleast the TNA skit has something to do with a storyline going on. Sure it might not be great but this Tim White shit is just random and has nothing to do with anything.

[Guest Leelee]

Speaking of Wrestlecrap, how do you think RD Reynolds feels about this one, especially seeing as his best friend committed suicide (I think)

 

He said he'd add it to the site when the angle is over.

[2GOLD 0]

Vince is back into full shock tv mode. With guys who weren't funny enough to write for MADtv.

Should have went with the worthlessly stupid Undertaker vs Boogeyman feud that could have started with Tim White haunting the Undertaker for making him do what he did.

 

That would have been stupid but at LEAST it would have led somewhere. This leads to, I guess maybe a motivational speaker character that straighetens up Timmy and becomes his personal ref. But the guy wants Tim to cheat for him because "you owe me your life Tim!"

 

Just give it to...umm...Sonny Siaki.

[Vern Gagne 0]

To make it better have some no name, be killed off everytime White fails at a suicide attempt.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

From me on Dec 20 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=76052&hl=

 

QUOTE

WWE claimed Brock told them he'd commit suicide if he wasn;t released

 

 

Now see if WWE wants to do a suicide skit this is what they should do. They have a wrestler that is losing all his matches and in everyone in the company just treats him like a joke. Lets call this wrestler, oh lets say, Shelton Benjamin.

 

Shelton gets tired of it and asks for his release but, when Vince doesn't give it to him Shelton says he'll commit suicide if he isn't release. And every week Shelton would try to kill himself by cutting himself, hanging himself, jumping in front of a car, etc but, would fail each time.

 

Finally, Vince just chews him out and calls him a failure. Then, finally, Shelton snaps, pulls out a gun and kills Vince and then kills himself. Now that's how you do a suicide angle.

[Downhome 0]

http://www.youtube.com/w/WWE-Smackdown-Tim...uwhI&search=wwe

How did that get onto the internet?

 

 

Well, it's gone now. Is it uploaded anywhere else?

[Guest JRE]

It's on WWE.com

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Not Dead Yet

By Louie Dee

January 6, 2006

 

Do you remember growing up there was always that one kid in school who could never get anything right? Did you ever wonder what happened to him? I did, and I know what happened to him. He grew up to become a WWE official; actually, he’s now an ex-WWE official, because he couldn’t even get that right. I’m talking about Tim White, and even as an adult, he’s still a loser.

 

During Armageddon, Josh Mathews visited White at his bar, The Friendly Tap. After complaining about all the unlikely and bizarre physical and personal problems he’s had since refereeing a Hell in a Cell Match in 2002, White produced a shotgun. It seemed like White was going to kill himself, as he walked out of camera range and a blast was heard, leaving many to question what happened. Had White shot himself? Was he alive or dead? And how exactly do you contract psoriasis or Irritable Bowel Syndrome from refereeing Hell in a Cell?

 

Fortunately (or maybe unfortunately to White), the first two questions were answered this week. Josh caught up once again with the hapless official, who showed off a nice big bandage on his right foot. Instead of hitting his intended target, the clumsy White proved that his aim was as bad as his alleged medical conditions by somehow shooting himself in the foot.

 

This week, White left less to chance, choosing a seemingly more direct method to end his suffering: consuming rat poison. After consuming the poison, White keeled over with his legs flailing in the air. No one has heard any more in the saga of Tim White since the incident. Only time will tell if he got the job done, or if he screwed up yet again, but one thing is for certain: Josh Mathews really needs to stop running into him.

 

Click here to see Tim White's latest blunderful attempt at ending it all.

[CanadianChick 0]

Oh, those sitcom writers! How we love thee!

[Guest Leelee]

The most amazing thing to me is how anyone can think this is funny, or a good idea in any way.