On Old People, and Boxes.

[Adam]

Hoff: I like boxes. I hate old people.

[Hoff]

You know what? I do stand by it. Boxes are innocuous. Old people smell like pee. Boxes are the clear winner.

[Sideburnious]

What about boxes in allyways, they smell like pee.

[Carnival]

What about a box full of old people? Would that be your least favorite kind of box?

[Sideburnious]

I bet loads of old people work at box factories. The smell must be passed onto the boxes.

[Carnival]

I like the smell of cardboard, usually.

 

I also enjoy the smell of gas, skunk, and cigarettes.

[Slayer]

Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.

Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?

Guide: No.

Milhouse: Will they ever?

Guide: No, we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?

Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, Sir?

Guide: Well, we don't assemble them here -- that's done in Flint, Michigan.

Bart: Have any of the workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?

Guide: No...

Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody?

Guide: No, that has never happened.

Bart: Any popped eyeballs?

Guide: I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of; we just make boxes here.

[Guest Fook]

What about a box full of old people? Would that be your least favorite kind of box?

 

Coffins?

[Guest The Box]

Hi.

[Sideburnious]

Hey box, we've got a debate going on here: Do you smell like old people's piss or ever hold old people? And what is it about you that Hoff really likes?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I think the box can read through the read by itself, thank you very much. No need to ask it.

[Adam]

Which one is you in the sig?

[The Mandarin]

I love the smell of a new box. I always make sure to get close and breath in the contents right after delivery.

 

Why do I hear sirens outside?

[Gary Floyd]

So, I take it Hoff will kill himself when he becomes an old man.

[Art Sandusky]

We can only hope, or else he might have to post about how he hates himself. Hoff's a lifer, he'll still be doing this when he starts getting checks from his private social security provider (if you think it'll still be government-funded by then, you're retarded).

[Ravenbomb]

I like box

[Hoff]

love and Kotz are both right.