A MESSAGE FOR THE SMARTMARKS FORUM

[Guest Danny Bonaduce]

IF THERE ARE MEN IN MY WIFE'S ROOM WEARING LESS THAN A FUCKING TURTLENECK, I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATION. I WILL SHAKE THE FUCKING RAFTERS. NOBODY WILL EVER BE THE SAME.

[Detox 0]

best gimmick ever best gimmick ever

[yankovic fan 0]

IF THERE ARE MEN IN MY WIFE'S ROOM WEARING LESS THAN A FUCKING TURTLENECK, I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATION. I WILL SHAKE THE FUCKING RAFTERS. NOBODY WILL EVER BE THE SAME.

 

 

Sorry sir, don't mind the speedo, I was cleaning the pool.

[Carnival 0]

go cry at your fucking therapist's office

[The Niggardly King 0]

[Carnival 0]

angelfire!!!!!

[Guest DALEK]

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

[Sideburnious 0]

I'm missing something here.

[Angle-plex 0]

Hey Nooooooooooooooow!

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

The One Word Bandit was better.

 

His post should be put in the classics folder.

[Guest The 1 Word Bandit]

Agreed.

[Art Sandusky 0]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=19782

 

A prior message for the SmartMarks forum.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I didn't go beyond the first page of that link, but you said "fo' sheez" and Gene said "Word." I shudder to think what sort of embarrassments I posted.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Okay, I said "gheyest" right there at the very top of the second page. That's bad, but it was 2002, so I should be forgiven.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I didn't even read it. I'm scared also.

 

The topic title here reminded me of that thread from long ago and I went to find the link.

[Slayer 0]

2002 was my worst year at TSM

[Guest]

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OMG can someone explain that shit to me?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Mr. Rant used to be worse, believe it or not. That was during the Church of NO MA'AM phase.

 

Agent of Oblivion and Kotzenjunge, you are just helping me prove my point even more. You guys are the reason for the down fall of this board.

Haha.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I was just remarking to Spoon that banky's typing skills have taken a dramatic decline in the last three years. He was making whole posts with no typos.

[Guest]

Mr. Rant used to be worse, believe it or not. That was during the Church of NO MA'AM phase.

Ok, I don't want to know why there is a phase of NO MA'AM, so I'll leave it at that.

[The Czech Republic 0]

No, the reason for the "downfall" of this board is the WWF (WWE for you postmodern types) folder. Just saying.

 

We've come a long way.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Not really "postmodern."

[Guest]

1998 just called...they want their catchphrase back.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I really hate the "(insert whatever here) just called, they want their (some object or idea) back" line.

[The Man in Blak 0]

Okay, I said "gheyest" right there at the very top of the second page. That's bad, but it was 2002, so I should be forgiven.

 

At least you didn't recount the whole history of the word. Christ.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I really hate the "(insert whatever here) just called, they want their (some object or idea) back" line.

See, there's a fine line with that cliche ... it still gets a big laugh out of people that don't get out much or hear funny things that frequently. To some people, the big laughs from these simpletons make saying it a risk worth taking.

[Slayer 0]

I thought I used it pretty well here

[nl5xsk1 0]

^ You thought correctly, in my opinion, Slayer.

 

Which - evidently - makes me one of the very simpletons that I mocked just two posts ago.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Man, what a thread. You had CronoT vs. The Spoon Administration, CronoT vs. Mik, Mik vs. USTU.

[alfdogg 0]

an maybe alf vs czech if you dont watch yourself lolz