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Guest Danny Bonaduce
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IF THERE ARE MEN IN MY WIFE'S ROOM WEARING LESS THAN A FUCKING TURTLENECK, I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATION. I WILL SHAKE THE FUCKING RAFTERS. NOBODY WILL EVER BE THE SAME.
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IF THERE ARE MEN IN MY WIFE'S ROOM WEARING LESS THAN A FUCKING TURTLENECK, I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATION. I WILL SHAKE THE FUCKING RAFTERS. NOBODY WILL EVER BE THE SAME.

 

 

Sorry sir, don't mind the speedo, I was cleaning the pool.

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OMG can someone explain that shit to me?

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Mr. Rant used to be worse, believe it or not. That was during the Church of NO MA'AM phase.

 

Agent of Oblivion and Kotzenjunge, you are just helping me prove my point even more. You guys are the reason for the down fall of this board.

Haha.

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Mr. Rant used to be worse, believe it or not. That was during the Church of NO MA'AM phase.

Ok, I don't want to know why there is a phase of NO MA'AM, so I'll leave it at that.

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I really hate the "(insert whatever here) just called, they want their (some object or idea) back" line.

See, there's a fine line with that cliche ... it still gets a big laugh out of people that don't get out much or hear funny things that frequently. To some people, the big laughs from these simpletons make saying it a risk worth taking.

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