cynicalprofit 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 So I'm working on a new movie and need a bit of brainstorming. So what would you do with a corpse? Any type of corpse, male or female. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Either fuck it or eat it. I was going to say both, but the idea of accidently eating my own jism is gross. So it'd be one or the other, not both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 The idea's been done to death. Get a new concept altogether. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Take it to Disneyland and leave it on Alice's Teacup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Get my best friend and carry the corpse around with us, acting as if it were still alive but maybe just deaf/blind and mute, or terribly hammered. And then I'd sell it on eBay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Bury it in a respectful ceremony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 I'd put it in a hat and sunglasses and have wacky hi-jinx, all pretendin' he's alive an' everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Enter it into a contest for Miss Teen Minnesota, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 I'd put it in a hat and sunglasses and have wacky hi-jinx, all pretendin' he's alive an' everything. you loved Weekend At Bernies and you KNOW it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 I'd put it in a hat and sunglasses and have wacky hi-jinx, all pretendin' he's alive an' everything. you loved Weekend At Bernies and you KNOW it! Only surpassed by Weekend at Bernie's 2 I'd make some woman fall in love with him and marry him, saying he can't move or talk but he is alive and he only wants to feel love. Plenty of scenes of me putting visine in his eyes to make it appear he's "crying" whenever she shows up out of his love for her. It would win more Oscars than Return of the King! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Terry Chiavo: The Movie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
