Brainstorming a movie

[cynicalprofit]

So I'm working on a new movie and need a bit of brainstorming. So what would you do with a corpse? Any type of corpse, male or female.

[nl5xsk1]

Either fuck it or eat it.

 

I was going to say both, but the idea of accidently eating my own jism is gross. So it'd be one or the other, not both.

[Twisted Intestine]

The idea's been done to death. Get a new concept altogether.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Take it to Disneyland and leave it on Alice's Teacup.

[Corey_Lazarus]

Get my best friend and carry the corpse around with us, acting as if it were still alive but maybe just deaf/blind and mute, or terribly hammered.

 

And then I'd sell it on eBay.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Bury it in a respectful ceremony.

[Ravenbomb]

I'd put it in a hat and sunglasses and have wacky hi-jinx, all pretendin' he's alive an' everything.

[TheBostonStrangler]

Enter it into a contest for Miss Teen Minnesota, of course.

[Black Lushus]

I'd put it in a hat and sunglasses and have wacky hi-jinx, all pretendin' he's alive an' everything.

 

you loved Weekend At Bernies and you KNOW it!

[2GOLD]

I'd put it in a hat and sunglasses and have wacky hi-jinx, all pretendin' he's alive an' everything.

 

you loved Weekend At Bernies and you KNOW it!

 

Only surpassed by Weekend at Bernie's 2

 

I'd make some woman fall in love with him and marry him, saying he can't move or talk but he is alive and he only wants to feel love. Plenty of scenes of me putting visine in his eyes to make it appear he's "crying" whenever she shows up out of his love for her.

 

It would win more Oscars than Return of the King!

[Ravenbomb]

Terry Chiavo: The Movie!