AMERICAN IDOl-SEASON 5: THE THREAD

[naiwf 0]

I think Kellie's TRYING to lose. There's no reason she of all people should be trying Celine Dion.

[Black Lushus 0]

oh god, wtf katharine? no one ever does that song well!

[Guest Princess Leena]

I was worried Kat would try that song... she will suck.

 

 

She needs to bring out the guns.

[Black Lushus 0]

haha no doubt, she's gotta dress to the 9s tonight!

 

titties for the win!

[Guest Princess Leena]

I think Kellie's TRYING to lose. There's no reason she of all people should be trying Celine Dion.

 

No. By doing worse, it improves her standing, because morons feel sorry for her. According to dialidol, her worst week was when she sang Reba. Which was the only week she wasn't awful.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Hmm, seems like the list was wrong.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!

 

A fine, fine dress.

[Hawk 34 0]

Kath, brings out the weapons.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Crap, and Kat is in the death slot this week, too.

 

I hear she's showing cleavage. Holla.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh my, she's moving around a lil too much for that dress. Not that I mind. Yowza.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Idol Commandment #1: Thou Shalt Not Do Whitney or Mariah.

[chaosrage 0]

We might as well turn the show off now, it won't get any better than that.

 

Randy is an idiot btw. I think that deserves a firing.

 

Edit: Wtf, simon too.

[naiwf 0]

Idol Commandment #1: Thou Shalt Not Do Whitney or Mariah or Aguilera or Dion.

 

That's the more complete list. She wasn't great, but the boobs are back so she should survive. It looks like my man Elliott needs to take a bullet for Boobs McPhee.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

I thought she did an amazing job, actually, considering I was waiting for a let down.

[Guest Princess Leena]

All the judges hated it? And she's in the death slot, 1st singer.

 

She's gonna leave this week.

[chaosrage 0]

All the judges hated it? And she's in the death slot, 1st singer.

 

She's gonna leave this week.

 

Yeah right. I really don't think most people are as stupid as the judges are being tonight.

 

That's the best I've ever heard her sound.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I don't get the show for another couple hours.

 

Just going by what I'm reading on here.

[Black Lushus 0]

I don't care how bad the song was, she shouldn't leave based on that dress alone...poor Leena has to wait to see

[Hawk 34 0]

I really hope Paris blows it, because I don't think Elliot is gone yet. I think he is steamrolling momentum now.

[Black Lushus 0]

holy hell, Elliot is great!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Elliot is very good. Paula melting.

[chaosrage 0]

Hahaha.... I want to shoot Paula right now.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

Elliott made Paula cry.

[Black Lushus 0]

PAULA IS SO MOOOOVED

 

seriously, fuck the haters, that was a fantastic performance.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Yeah, it's amazing how Elliot gets better and better and better every week.

[Guest Princess Leena]

K, we really need Paris to be average, or my luvvz is leaving.

[Hawk 34 0]

Kath, needs Paris to tank to survive now. I'm not sure that boobs are enough now.

[Black Lushus 0]

good lord, stuff a sock...or a cock...in her mouth...preferably my cock.

[naiwf 0]

I told you guys Elliott was the shit way back in the beginning. I had him making the top 3 DESPITE his lack of charisma. At this point, Chris or Paris need to really fuck up to save Katharine, even though Hickler really should go because she's so much worse than all of the others.

[Black Lushus 0]

you know, whenever they sit down for a song, it makes me want to get up, go take a leak, let the dog out and grab a soda.