I am a very hairy man of many ketchups!

[Matt Young 0]

Neither of these things deserve a thread, but I was going to post the ketchup thing anyway, so what the hell.

 

 

That's all the ketchup I have in my house. At one point, there were 11 bottles.

 

 

This is one of the pictures I had taken of me before I started my weightlifting routine. I'm the same height as Chris Benoit, and I'd like to have the same muscle mass he does, but as you can see, that may take a while.

[Sideburnious 0]

God I missed this place.

[2GOLD 0]

Well, I WAS going to eat dinner tonight.

[Adam 0]

"I am a very hairy man.."

 

Dude. No you aren't.

[Matt Young 0]

"I am a very hairy man.."

 

Dude. No you aren't.

 

You're the first person to say that. Most people find it off that someone who looks like me can be so hairy and have such a deep voice. I guess it's high testosterone levels. That would explain why I am remarkably virile.

[Sideburnious 0]

I've seen shorter, hairier men.

[Matt Young 0]

Indeed. I am not really short, but I am average height. And I have more hair in other places. Discuss that over dinner. Or, if you're Sideburnious, a midnight snack.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Eh, I'm hairier.

[Matt Young 0]

CanadianChick, do you like the goods.

[Carnival 0]

you are skinny bitch

[Matt Young 0]

you are skinny bitch

 

127 pounds. I've gained a couple. Oh yeah:

 

[Guest Princess Leena]

Hawt.

[Sideburnious 0]

Supposedly its true, I know people who think Carnival is smokin'

[Matt Young 0]

Supposedly its true, I know people who think Carnival is smokin'

 

She was referring to me. Okay, no she wasn't.

[Carnival 0]

haha you fuck. Matt i only called you a skinny bitch, cuz i'm one too.

[Matt Young 0]

I know. I just couldn't resist once again posting the picture where you look like you're posing for the cover of a Backstreet Boys album, or Tiger Beat.

[Carnival 0]

the full version is much worse, thank god i don't think it exists anymore.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

the full version is much worse, thank god i don't think it exists anymore.

 

I'll fight you.

[Sideburnious 0]

It always reminded me of Julio Denerio.

[Carnival 0]

the full version is much worse, thank god i don't think it exists anymore.

 

I'll fight you.

let's do this thing

[Guest Princess Leena]

the full version is much worse, thank god i don't think it exists anymore.

 

Lies.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Matt's given me a new avatar idea.

[Carnival 0]

I can be in an avatar cuz I'm easy on the eyes, you sir, are not.

[I like Forums 0]

So why don't you finish a bottle of ketchup before you buy a new one? Is it some sort of compulsion?

[Slayer 0]

Chicago-ans don't eat ketchup!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"I am a very hairy man.."

 

Dude. No you aren't.

 

He has more hair than I do.

 

and more ketchup.

[Carnival 0]

thats what i forgot at the grocery store..ketchup. FUCK! <---seriously

[Matt Young 0]

Chicago-ans don't eat ketchup!

 

I'm not from Chicago, and my mom bought a bunch of ketchup when it was on sale.

[Matt Young 0]

 

Bitches love my shit.

[A Happy Medium 0]

You are not very hairy, Matt. When you have to work to dry out chest hair after a shower, then you are hairy.

 

 

...And Chicagoans are about the mustard.