The One and Only Raw Thread for February 27th, 2006

[Art Sandusky 0]

Over the years, WWE Superstars have enjoyed the privilege of joining a prestigious WWE club. On the next edition of Monday Night RAW, Marty Jannetty not only has the opportunity to become a member, but he also can accept a full-time spot on the RAW roster in the process. There’s only one catch: It’s the “Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.”

 

Both the punishment and reward come as a result of Jannetty’s involvement last week on RAW. Mr. McMahon chose to give Shawn Michaels hell in the form of a four-on-one Handicap Match, but Jannetty came to HBK’s aid. Seeing Jannetty involve himself in McMahon business led to the “invitation.”

 

Mr. McMahon made note of the fact that Jannetty has fallen on hard times recently. Does he want this job bad enough to pucker up … and undoubtedly endure additional humiliation in the process? What will Jannetty do in this unusual situation? We’ll find out on Monday Night RAW.

 

Also, Edge gave Mick Foley one week to respond to his WrestleMania challenge. Will the Hardcore Legend answer back this week?

 

In addition, Trish Stratus will defend the Women’s Championship against Candice this week on RAW. Will the Playboy cover girl add gold to her resume, as well? Watch RAW to find out.

 

All this and more on Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network).

 

And within a couple of hours after the show, The Spoonful of Raw returns to http://www.thesmartmarks.com (also known as "the main page" to which these forums are attached). Check it out, yo.

 

All I want out of tonight is setting up the Rockers versus the McMahons for Wrestlemania. The rest is fairly open and without expectation. HHH/Cena starts tonight, so we'll see what sort of direction they take with it. My bet? Affluent white wrestler takes issue with a champion that acts like a "thug." Whee!

[SuperJerk 0]

The Spoonful of Raw returns to www.thesmartmarks.com

 

Glad to hear it.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

My Tivo's preview "Playboy covergirl Candice vs Trish Stratus for the WWE Women's Championship"

 

Id about die of laughter if thats the main event.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

I get to see it LIVE~!

 

I'm more excited about Taker/Angle 2

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Yeah, and aren't they filming SD first? The crowd could very well be deflated after that match and then still have a few hours of stuff left to watch.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Yeah, and aren't they filming SD first?

I have to assume. Show starts at 6:45, and Raw starts at 9.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Jannetty's going to throw Michaels through a window.

 

Payback time.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Yeah, they are.

 

I'll be there too...Got 2nd row floor seats...hopefully camera-side

 

You guys will know if you see a guy wearing a Jericho jersey holding an OAT TOAST sign

[The Amazing Rando 0]

If I wouldn't have heard about it only like two weeks ago, I probably would have bought tickets

[razazteca 0]

HHH is going to chop & screw Cena's title reign!

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

If I wouldn't have heard about it only like two weeks ago, I probably would have bought tickets

I bought tickets the Friday before NWO. I dont think they're selling that fast.

[iliketurtles 0]

EXCLUSIVE: LIVE ON RAW.

 

SEE BATISTA PISS IN A CUP!

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

EXCLUSIVE: LIVE ON RAW.

 

SEE BATISTA PISS IN A CUP!

You act as if there's a segment of the population that wouldn't be srawn to that

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

1) Mania will be Vince v. Shawn, Shane hasnt even been around the past weeks.

 

2) "The Spoonful of Raw" - I will read this. But change the name.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

1) Mania will be Vince v. Shawn, Shane hasnt even been around the past weeks.

And thank God for that.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I meant to mention this last week, but the Dog Show 2 weeks ago got the lowest ratings (a 2.4) in the last 7 years on USA.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

1) Mania will be Vince v. Shawn, Shane hasnt even been around the past weeks.

And thank God for that.

 

Sledge conveniently ignores the Rumble where Shane eliminated Shawn. It wasnt that long ago. Im not sure I could handle McMahons vs Rockers though..

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

1) Mania will be Vince v. Shawn, Shane hasnt even been around the past weeks.

And thank God for that.

 

Sledge conveniently ignores the Rumble where Shane eliminated Shawn. It wasnt that long ago. Im not sure I could handle McMahons vs Rockers though..

I never want to see Shane in the ring again. He's the only McMahon who actively tries to bury the talent in the matches. He gets SO much fucking offense that the opponenent looks like a fool. Hell, he ruined Kane.

[haVoc 0]

Speaking of Kane, him and Big Show still tag champs?

[buffybeast 0]

What is with the WWE bringing back all of these old stars? Hacksaw Duggan, now Marty freakin' Jannety? WTF??????

 

The KMA Club? Ugh....

[Art Sandusky 0]

2) "The Spoonful of Raw" - I will read this. But change the name.

Piss off, that's been the name since 2003, and it will remain.

[SuperJerk 0]

2) "The Spoonful of Raw" - I will read this. But change the name.

Piss off, that's been the name since 2003, and it will remain.

I don't have a problem with the title, but you say that as if there were a lot of them, though.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey, that it's still remembered and has been mentioned a few times since despite there only being a few of them in total, it apparently has a reputation.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

What is with the WWE bringing back all of these old stars? Hacksaw Duggan, now Marty freakin' Jannety? WTF??????

 

The KMA Club? Ugh....

 

You forgot Tatanka, Vader and to some extent Goldust..although the last two were a couple months ago, but still.

[Downhome 0]

I fully expect MJ to turn heel tonight. I can see Vince and MJ in the ring, with Vince really talking down to him. It looks like MJ is going to actually do what Vince wants, but then HBK comes down. After talking to MJ for a few minutes, it looks like he's either going to just walk away with HBK or beat up Vince, and then BAM - he hits HBK with a superkick, or something else.

 

He'll then force HBK to kiss Vince's ass, to everyone's horror.

 

Vince then "shocks the world" when he announces that he put HBK in the match last week with the Spirit Squad to set up MJ making the save, to make HBK think that he's on his side. He then hands MJ a contract, and signs it right then and there. Then MJ gets on the stick, really talks HBK down who is now beaten up on the mat, and brings up something about losing respect for HBK after he decided to use Hulk Hogan as a tag team partner last year instead of him, and of course how HBK turned on him all of those years ago.

 

Hahaha...

[Hawk 34 0]

a MJ turn only works if there is a glass window involved.

[Downhome 0]

a MJ turn only works if there is a glass window involved.

 

Ok.

 

Just for tonight, they bring back The Barber Shop with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, to host the entire KMA incident.

[Hawk 34 0]

a MJ turn only works if there is a glass window involved.

 

Ok.

 

Just for tonight, they bring back The Barber Shop with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, to host the entire KMA incident.

 

 

Too bad they got rid of Jericho. Marty could have thrown Shawn into the obscenely expensive Jeritron 5000.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Well, I'm off. Wish me luck

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'll watch tonight. Last week wan't anything special, but wasn't too bad, except for the finish to the main event, and the return of the kiss my ass club.