Chave discusses the people he sees browsing his thread

[Zack Malibu 0]

StylesMark just hit on me.

[Carnival 0]

I'm not nearly as photogenic or effeminate as Carnival, so I see where you're coming from.

....as he lets a little jealousy slip.

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My friends want me to go skydiving with them. I think it's some sort of plot to get my stereo system when I die.

Don't. You'll try to eat a mountain.

[Guest StylesMark]

Zack is......TYPING....or Jewish.

[Zack Malibu 0]

What if you're typing AND Jewish? Do your italics gain a yamaka?

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THIS THREAD IS A JUGGERNAUT!

[Guest StylesMark]

Vey.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is falling apart.

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YOU'RE falling apart.

 

How are Scotland doing?

[Carnival 0]

post

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Kingofthe909 is here.

 

The citizens of 909 are planning civil war. SavageRulz will lead the rebel forces to try and take the King's castle.

 

THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Boring.

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EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar is wanted for crimes against the state in 909. He was summoned before the King on Tuesday but escaped like James Bond and shit.

 

The hunt continues.

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**BREAKING NEWS**

EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar was killed by the Kings forces today.

 

Bastard.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

It's 3-1 Switzerland. Fucking crap again.

[Zack Malibu 0]

EvanderHolyfield'sMissingEar now resides on Roseanne's chin. That is all.

[Guest StylesMark]

Troy did not fall in one day.

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Yes it did.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I once knew a guy named Troy. Big bastard. If he fell, you'd feel it.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

EVANDERHOLYFIELDSMISSINGEAR LIVES!!!!!!!!!

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KingPK is cold.

 

Get him a blanket.

[KingPK 0]

I'm blue

If I was green I would die

If I was green I would die

If I was green I would die

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KingPK has gone to get a cocoa.

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KingPK has returned with Leena.

 

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I shall return to this thread tomorrow.

[Carnival 0]

I feel a headache coming on.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Chave not being here means I'm in charge!

[Carnival 0]

Assistant TO the regional manager.

[Guest StylesMark]

I'm red, i'm red, I said, I'm red and orange and purple as well.

 

I'm pink, I'm pink, I think I'm pink as far as I can see.

 

But never say, that I am gray for you would be terribly wrong...

 

I'M A RAINBOW, I'M A RAINBOW, YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Singing about rainbows is teh ghey.