Chave discusses the people he sees browsing his thread

[Guest StylesMark]

OMG!!!!!!!!! NO DooDz!! I like khix!!!!!!!!!

 

And not with stix.

[Zack Malibu 0]

StylesMark is fluent in Lebanese, however he doesn't like to brag about it.

 

BX is reading. His original name was BMX, but was forcibly changed due to trademark infringment.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Will Scarlet is not just a name, but a question for the ages.

[Guest StylesMark]

I am Queens Boulevard.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I am Hollywood Boulevard.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I am Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

[Guest StylesMark]

Two in the pinker, one in the stinker.

[Guest]

Can you just cut your fucking fingers off? Seriously, type with your fucking feet so we don't have to see so many of your posts.

[Darth Vader 0]

burn

[Guest StylesMark]

TSM needs a "voice forum" first. Then, I'll have no use for my fingers.

[Zack Malibu 0]

TSM needs a "voice forum" first. Then, I'll have no use for my fingers.

 

But what of the trouser snake!? Think of him!

[Guest StylesMark]

Well, if I can learn to type with my toes...certainly, other goals are attainable as well.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

StylesMark is trying too hard. He's all over this forum today.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Yeah, maybe I was hard on him. But I'll be damned if he hasn't been the proverbial piece of poop in the punch bowl today.

[Guest StylesMark]

StylesMark is trying too hard. He's all over this forum today.

 

 

Says the manchild who has been in a "dry spell" for 9 years.

 

Maybe you should follow suit, and try a little harder yourself.

[Adam 0]

CanadianChick is cool. She should hook up with Bob Barron like in THE SAGA~!

 

She will be a good wife (if she chooses).

 

I love you, Chave.

[KGB 0]

KGB is not Russian. He's Latvian. His name is parody.

 

Чэв/chave has me down to a tee. I figured as much, too.

 

Prieka!

[Guest ABOBO]

CWM won't admit he named his kid after me.

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

I don't know what you're talking about...

[nl5xsk1 0]

While he's not presently here, I'd like to schedule some time to meet Chave! in this thread and allow him to discuss me.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Chave is gonna come back today and wonder WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY TOPIC?! I'll then point at StylesMark for the hell of it.

[Zack Malibu 0]

And then StylesMark will point RIGHT BACK at you. He don't mess.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Well I'll just call him a poo-poo head and run away then.

[k thx 0]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY TOPIC?!

 

The Coat Is My Father is here. Maybe he knows.

 

EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar is also here. AS TEH GHOST!

[k thx 0]

Ortonsault and The Metal Maniac are both browsing as well.

 

Ortonsault is in fact a gimmick tribute to JudasSault who disappeared a few years back in mysterious circumstances.

 

The Metal Maniac can breakdance. Not very well, but enough to get kids in the hood to trust him.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I need to go out but I'm glued to this computer always, not eating at any point.

[k thx 0]

Murmuring Beast has returned.

 

England game was good in the end last night. Scotland, not so much.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Does Joe Cole do heroin? He looks like a ghost all the time.

[k thx 0]

I need to go out but I'm glued to this computer always, not eating at any point.

I bought a multipcak of 9 Penguins (the biscuits) on the way back from the gym. I'm eating my 5th one at the moment while watching Masterchef.

 

EDIT: Do Americans have Penguins? They're two chocolate biscuits with chocolate gunk in the middle and covered in chocolate. And they have jokes on them.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes.