What would you do if you had (insert TSM poster's name here) alone

[Matt Young 0]

I choose Kotzenjunge.

 

I don't want to get too graphic, but it would involve some scented candles, 2 dozen pixie stix, magenta body paint, a ferrett that can juggle, a refrigerated block of colby jack cheese, some matches, a month old copy of Newsweek with all the subscription cards removed, a unicycle, a trapeze, Eugene Levy, some sparklers, a miter saw, measuring tape, a sock puppet, 2 steak fajita Hot Pockets, an original VHS cassette of The Wizard of Oz, the soundtrack to Footloose, the board game Mouse Trap, and a roll of nickels.

[Guest StylesMark]

What the fuck?

 

And some of you have a problem with me??? While this Vag just posts his homo erotic fantasies about TSM posters??

 

"You are the one who posts the shit you post."

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Between the two of you, StylesMark would be in the oven first.

[Guest StylesMark]

I'm getting older...I might not be that tender.

[Slayer 0]

I'm looking forward to Tack's Final Solution

[Zack Malibu 0]

...this is not what I needed to read before I go to bed.

 

Matt Young, I swear if any of what you typed subconsciously makes its way into my dream, I'm sending you on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

[Guest]

Okay, dead serious here. Nobody respond after this. Nobody.

 

Just let the thread slowly drift onto the second page where it can be forgotten

[Matt Young 0]

I just copied what I jokingly wrote in response to the following MySpace bulletin from a friend of mine:

 

": If you had me alone... locked up in your room for twenty-four

hours, and we could do whatever you wanted. What would you do to me? Send it to me in a message ... because it's a secret ...

then repost this in your bulletin. You might be surprised with the

responses you get. They could make you laugh. If you don't repost this then you are a coward. Repost this saying:

"If you had me alone" "

 

I was hoping some people would offer up creative and funny responses, but no.

[NYU 0]

"Guys, I totally intended this thread to go this way. I post something ridiculously unintelligent and then you all mock me for it. Well, you just fell into my trap. Now I'm the one that's entertained! I can't believe how angry some of you get! "

[EricMM 0]

I just copied what I jokingly wrote in response to the following MySpace bulletin from a friend of mine:

 

": If you had me alone... locked up in your room for twenty-four

hours, and we could do whatever you wanted. What would you do to me? Send it to me in a message ... because it's a secret ...

then repost this in your bulletin. You might be surprised with the

responses you get. They could make you laugh. If you don't repost this then you are a coward. Repost this saying:

"If you had me alone" "

 

I was hoping some people would offer up creative and funny responses, but no.

 

you make me totally regret having a never updated, bare bones, useless Myspace account.

 

I feel fucking dirty.

[Guest]

First problem with this thread, is that once you brought a ferret into play, you were no longer alone with Kotz. You should have left that out of your original post, but no.

[EricMM 0]

Not to mention poor Eugene Levy

[Slayer 0]

Intentional comedy and myspace just don't mix

[Zack Malibu 0]

King, you responded. What happened to letting the thread die!

 

Shit, I just did it too!

[Guest Princess Leena]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gone where I thought it would yet.

[Guest StylesMark]

This thread needs an enema.

[Guest]

King, you responded. What happened to letting the thread die!

 

Shit, I just did it too!

What can I say, Matt Young = ratings.

 

Shit, fuck. I'm going to bed, so such mistakes will not occur again.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gone where I thought it would yet.

 

Don't, because you know it eventually will. Just walk away and don't even check it. If anything comes up, I'll at least do you a service and warn you about it so you can have a laugh or two.

[Guest StylesMark]

That Corey Matthews...pretending to be Shawn Hunter. Oh the hijinx that will certainly ensue!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If I got incandenza alone, I'd smoke dope in his bathroom and cruise the beach.

[Matt Young 0]

"Guys, I totally intended this thread to go this way. I post something ridiculously unintelligent and then you all mock me for it. Well, you just fell into my trap. Now I'm the one that's entertained! I can't believe how angry some of you get! "

 

I knew that was coming. I don't really understand where you get that shit from. First of all, I didn't claim this post was intelligent. It surely is not. I also stated that I did NOT intend for this thread to go this way. I was hoping for some humorous responses. I'm not entertained, and I never said anyone was angry, just that apparently no one has a sense of humor. If this was someone else, they wouldn't get the same reaction.

 

It's funny how you can attempt to insult me while being so wrong about everything.

[Matt Young 0]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gone where I thought it would yet.

 

No disrespect, because I like you, but not all threads will drift into Leena discussion.

 

I thought you had me on ignore, anyway.

[Special K 0]

What's the difference between Matt Young and a red delicious apple?

 

 

I don't come on a red delicious apple before I eat it.

 

 

 

 

Awwww yeah. *fap*

[The Metal Maniac 0]

If I had Matt Young alone, I'd hit him in the face with a baseball bat a number of times, then lock him in a closet until the smell became so unbearable that I'd be forced to burn down the house and move on.

[Jingus 0]

If I had Leena alone I would ::POST EDITED BY MODS FOR RIDICULOUSLY GRAPHIC OBSCENITY:: and put a cherry on top just for the irony of it all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...what?! It's "been a while" for me, okay?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Liar

[Matt Young 0]

What's the difference between Matt Young and a red delicious apple?

 

 

I don't come on a red delicious apple before I eat it.

 

 

 

 

Awwww yeah. *fap*

 

I'd take it like a champ, too.

[Special K 0]

Gatts met a beautiful boy who has long hair. He has a egg shaped necklace. He tells Gatts that he is waiting for the egg hatches. He also tells Gatts that the thing bears from the egg can fly like a bird. The boy and Gatts walk into old castle. The boy wants to show the thing that can fly like a bird. There is a skulled devil. Gatts finds the boy going to die. Gatts asks him whether he finds the thing that flys. He answers that he saw it. He also tells Gatts that it is waiting for Gatts.

 

Gatts and Griffith are motercycle gangs. There is another gangs which dislike Griffith team. Riquelt is a member of the gangs which is going to conflict against Griffith group. Riquelt ties attracting Gatts in order to make Gatts separete from Griffith. Riquelt appeals what pressure Gatts can get from abusing him. gatts tels that he is not interested in Riquelt. Riquelt ignores what Gatts told to him. He takes off his clothes and gives a hug to Gatts. Griffith suddenly comes to Riquelt. He tells that Riquelt should leave from Gatts. He also tells that Riquelt is not enough for Gatts. Riquelt is also notified that Gatts is uke. Payment should be made by only international postal money order.

[Matt Young 0]

LOL.... yes.

 

We must speak again within the week. I will be without internet access for an indeterminate time after I move.

 

*TSM members collectively cheer*

[Special K 0]

Dude, you're fucking with my fantasy.