Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 14, 2008 I see your bacon abomination and raise you.. BACON APPLE PIE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwest27 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2008 "It's the 2005 Carlos Beltrans of bacon". Oh my goodness. That cracked me up so hard just now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2008 I'm eating cow stomach drunk right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2008 Surely you don't expect us to swallow this tripe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2008 Surely you don't expect us to swallow this tripe. Even drunk it wasn't very good, it had a plastic bag like texture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2009 O' God damn. My girlfriend was given a complimentary cheese basket for Christmas this year from one of her top-selling clients (omit predictable prostitution jokes, plz kthx) and I am in the first steps of loving it long time. A preliminary winner is the smooth and sharp American wedge along with a glass of Chianti. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2009 O' God damn. My girlfriend was given a complimentary cheese basket for Christmas this year from one of her top-selling clients (omit predictable prostitution jokes, plz kthx) and I am in the first steps of loving it long time. A preliminary winner is the smooth and sharp American wedge along with a glass of Chianti. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Is this the start of Mellow's transformation into a Dr. Lector figure that goes sysmatically through the POTY brackets eating everyone who voted against him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 8, 2009 God damn it, I love cheese. That's a great gift to get. What else is in there? Oh, and on another topic- V8. Who the hell drinks this stuff? I recently picked up a bottle of the "spicy hot" V8 and plan to try and drink a glass or so everyday while I'm sort of fasting. What makes it more palatable? Hell, what makes it palatable in the first place? Tomato juice has never tasted quite right to me, usually way too acidic and I also hate celery- combine the two with a whole mess of other things and it's difficult to explain why I would be drinking this other than health benefits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2009 God damn it, I love cheese. That's a great gift to get. What else is in there? Oh, and on another topic- V8. Who the hell drinks this stuff? I recently picked up a bottle of the "spicy hot" V8 and plan to try and drink a glass or so everyday while I'm sort of fasting. What makes it more palatable? Hell, what makes it palatable in the first place? Tomato juice has never tasted quite right to me, usually way too acidic and I also hate celery- combine the two with a whole mess of other things and it's difficult to explain why I would be drinking this other than health benefits. I'll dig back through it tonight when I get home from work. There's a wheel of smoked cheddar (I think it's cheddar) that I can't wait to get into. V8, yeah. Awful stuff. Fucking loaded with sodium, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2009 Lemon and tabasco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 8, 2009 Lemon and tabasco? Now we're gettin' somewhere. This one's already the "spicy hot" version, so maybe just adding some lemon would make it better. Let me try the unadulterated stuff.. Not as bad as I thought it would be! The spiciness actually makes it a lot better. Mellow's right on the sodium, though- it says it contains 620mg of sodium which is 26% of your DRV. That doesn't seem all that bad, though. Conclusion: The stuff tastes better when mixed with vodka. Maybe lemon juice will kill that acidity too. But it's always best when consumed in one quick gulp than as an actual drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 9, 2009 Update: Not much more than a minute after I typed the above post after consuming the V8, my bowels instantly went into a violent rage and I had to run to the bathroom. It's a hell of cleanser, I'll say that much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 9, 2009 Maybe lemon juice will kill that acidity too I'm no chemist, but.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 Haha, good call. Don't know if X thought that one over. And judging by all of the drugs you've done I think at the very least you'd qualify as an amateur chemist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 9, 2009 Yeah I didn't think that one over. I tend to think of citrus as a bit more pleasant acid than what you get with tomato juice, though, at least giving it better flavor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 I hear that. Occasionally I get heartburn from tomatoes and it sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 I dont eat fast food very often anymore, but I was in town and hungry so I ended up at Burger King and got an "ANGRY!! Whopper". I dont think it was the Whopper that was ANGRY!!! as much as it was the person who made it, since when I went to pick it up and a few jalapeno slices fell out . Then I saw how many were still on the sandwhich and then I pulled them off and counted them and there were 34 jalapeno slices on it. I put about half back on, ate a couple separately and the rest got thrown away. Oh, and I saw this at the grocery store today.. I had no idea what the hell it was, its basically bread-like pudding in a can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 Who in the hell actually eats stuff like that? Does Heinz really make money back by having that product on supermarket shelves? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 Wouldnt know..I was tempted to buy it but decided against it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 Wouldnt know..I was tempted to buy it but decided against it. Because it wasn't on sale? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 10, 2009 Brits eat spotted dick quite often. So do old people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2009 New, disgusting, and oddly delicious menu item I had at Denny's tonight; The Grand Slamwich. Scrambled eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, American Cheese and Mayonaise on French Toast. I'm going to regret this but it was good enough when I was eating it. Ironically enough, my younger brother called me afterwards to tell me that a high school teacher of ours had died of a massive heart attack last night. If I had heard that before, I probably would have not ordered The Grand Slamwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2009 Ugh- did I eat it or rub it in my face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2009 I didn't even realize I started this thread, let alone with a comment about Dr. Pepper. I love Dr. Pepper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2009 SMUCKERS~! all natural peasnut butter is my new God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I've been eating cheese and crackers as a simple snack alot lately. Despite my general stance as a Triscuit Purist, Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits are fanfreakintastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I have never been able to enjoy Triscuits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2009 This is why you're fat! The Hamdog, "A hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg." sounds fun minus the egg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 We have what I thought were money flavoured Doritos in Canada now (which I thought was in poor taste in such economic straits) but apparently the dollar sign on the white bag means it's a flavour naming contest. I recall hearing this was awful in the States, but that was a "guess the flavour" deal right? http://www.doritosguru.ca/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 It was a hamburger with pickles and onions if I remember correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
