Weirdest thing you've ever put in your ear?

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

In highschool this guy I knew was sitting in class, putting the eraser end of his pencil in his ear. Well sure enough the eraser fell out...and he had to walk around all day with it in there before finally breaking down, and telling his mother. After a trip to the hosptial, it was removed.

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A penis.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Your own? That's pretty impressive.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Chave had some ribs removed.

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Just a penis. It wasn't mine.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Oh. That's not impressive at all. Is it.

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I was impressed.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

With yourself? Cocky.

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I was trying to get it in my mouth.

 

I missed.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

How can you miss your mouth with someone's penis. This impressed yourself?

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It was a pretty big cock.

 

And I have a pretty big mouth.

 

And a pretty small ear.

 

The ear was an underdog, but it pulled of the Cinderella story.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Oh, I see. Once again, that is pretty impressive.

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Un Chien Andelou.

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The whole movie?

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I thought dog was feminine. Une chien.

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Bitch

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I thought dog was feminine.

That doesn't make it right.

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I think it's un chien for a male dog, but une chiene for a female one.

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Either way, the movie's with un

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Pencil erasers stick to ear wax well.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Ain't that the truth.