Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 yesterday at work I found out that one of the 16 year old kids that's a cook is sexually active. I found this out via one of his friends talking about the party they threw last Saturday. You see, the cook was fucking his girl while drunk out of his gourd, and when he tried to cum on her face he accidently pissed all over her instead. He feels really embarrassed now even though the chick didn't really mind. What can I do to help him through this difficult time in his adolecent life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 You see, the cook was fucking his girl while drunk out of his gourd, and when he tried to cum on her face he accidently pissed all over her instead. He feels really embarrassed now even though the chick didn't really mind. Well she's definately a keeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Hey, as long as she's not really freaky, go for it. Richard's right, any girl who doesn't have a big problem with that is one you've gotta keep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 I wanna tell him tonight to go ahead and try donkey punching her...I just don't know if its appropriate to say with how he's feeling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 He shouldn't go too far too fast. He's got a girl that's willing to take a face full of piss. Why risk losing that just for a donkey punch. He should keep on keepin' on, giving her a face full of golden goodness as long as he can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Slipping a finger in the ass seems like the logical next step. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 he already fucked her in the ass. Infact the night he took her virginity he went and slipped it into her ass first thing. He's way beyond fingers at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted March 24, 2006 It worries me more that a 16-year old cooks food for paying people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 he already fucked her in the ass. Infact the night he took her virginity he went and slipped it into her ass first thing. first? sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Yeah, I was criticized once for admitting that I tried to go ass-to-pussy once in a lovemaking session. Now that I'm older and wiser, I see that I was wrong with my intent. One shouldn't go ass first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Do you have autism? prob'ly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StylesMark Report post Posted March 24, 2006 It worries me more that a 16-year old cooks food for paying people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 This girl is either really open, or has some sort of mental issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Maybe both! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Yeah, I'm thinking both. There's some deep-seeded issues there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted March 24, 2006 The next thing for him to try is Ass to Mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 It worries me more that a 16-year old cooks food for paying people. Go watch the movie Waiting. I think you'll be worried about anyone that cooks for people, not just 16 year olds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 It worries me more that a 16-year old cooks food for paying people. Why do people quote others without adding a reply? I don't mean to be a dick or anything, just curious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Quoting for emphasis, or echoing someones comments has been around for donkeys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 25, 2006 For donkeys? What the fuck is the origin of that expression? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 It worries me more that a 16-year old cooks food for paying people. Why do people quote others without adding a reply? I don't mean to be a dick or anything, just curious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 See what I did there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 This should've been called A sticky issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Donkeys: short for Donkeys years. Fucked if I know where it came from, but that expression has been around forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 English speaking country my ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Donkeys: short for Donkeys years. Fucked if I know where it came from, but that expression has been around forever. [Q] From Jess Paxton in the USA: “Is there a story behind the phrase donkey’s years?” [A] It’s a pun on donkey’s ears, they being long. The phrase, meaning a long time, is chiefly in British use, though known in the USA and elsewhere, and was first recorded in 1916 as donkey’s ears (which is why we’re sure about the punning origin). Within ten years or so it is recorded in the modern form. The idea was supported by the belief that donkeys did in fact live a very long time. World Wide Words is copyright © Michael Quin You don't know it Slayer? It's a perfectly cromulent phrase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 So how about that King George V? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 I TOLD YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gWIL 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2006 It worries me more that a 16-year old cooks food for paying people. Waves hand. You're better off with the teenage cook than the ex-con cook. Or the addict cook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
