Dangerous A Posted April 6, 2006 Report Posted April 6, 2006 http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/fs/2006040...4425789600.html OK. The question isn't why is JS going to potentially become a Baywatch Babe, because that role has a certain look Simpson matches. My question is why the fuck is a Baywatch movie being produced in the first place?
Guest NYankees Posted April 6, 2006 Report Posted April 6, 2006 Because it was like the number one tv show ever in terms of people watching or something?
2GOLD Posted April 6, 2006 Report Posted April 6, 2006 Because Hasselhoff is a god. Possibly a wife beating god and if that's true, Stone Cold can star as well. Jessica finally found her calling, standing with her breasts pushed out and bouncing in slow motion. At least it can't be destroyed, it's BAYWATCH for christ sake. I want to know where my THUNDER IN PARADISE movie is though!
SuperJerk Posted April 7, 2006 Report Posted April 7, 2006 It's going to be huge in Germany! "Proving once again my theory...Germans love David Hasselhoff!"
2GOLD Posted April 7, 2006 Report Posted April 7, 2006 JS is rumored to be in everything. And everyone is rumored to be in Jessica Simpson.
Richard Posted April 7, 2006 Report Posted April 7, 2006 I'd rather see a Son of the Beach movie myself.
SuperJerk Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 I'd rather see a Son of the Beach movie myself. Seconded.
haws bah gawd Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 I want to know where my THUNDER IN PARADISE movie is though! ? ?? ??? Yes, there were apparently 3 of these God forsaken things.
Art Sandusky Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 JS is rumored to be in everything. I'll never understand abbreviating to this degree.
Vampiro69 Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 I thought the Thunder in Paradise movies were just episodes of the show that were spliced together to make cheap videos. Quite honestly, has there ever been a woman on Baywatch that could act besides Alexandra Paul? Gena Lee Nolin, Pamela Anderson, Donna D'Erico have 2 things in common. Number 1 is the sizes of the hooters and number 2 is they all sucked at acting.
haws bah gawd Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 I thought the Thunder in Paradise movies were just episodes of the show that were spliced together to make cheap videos. Damn, really? I never really noticed. Talk about saving $$$ on a production budget.
Vampiro69 Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 I don't know if the Thunder movies were just tv shows spliced together. I am only guessing.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 9, 2006 Report Posted April 9, 2006 Will this be entirely filmed in slow motion?
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