Jessica Simpson to become Baywatch Babe

[Dangerous A 0]

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/fs/2006040...4425789600.html

 

 

OK. The question isn't why is JS going to potentially become a Baywatch Babe, because that role has a certain look Simpson matches.

 

My question is why the fuck is a Baywatch movie being produced in the first place?

[Guest NYankees]

Because it was like the number one tv show ever in terms of people watching or something?

[2GOLD 0]

Because Hasselhoff is a god. Possibly a wife beating god and if that's true, Stone Cold can star as well.

Jessica finally found her calling, standing with her breasts pushed out and bouncing in slow motion.

 

At least it can't be destroyed, it's BAYWATCH for christ sake.

I want to know where my THUNDER IN PARADISE movie is though!

[razazteca 0]

It's going to be huge in Germany!

[SuperJerk 0]

It's going to be huge in Germany!

"Proving once again my theory...Germans love David Hasselhoff!"

[AndrewTS 0]

JS is rumored to be in everything.

[2GOLD 0]

JS is rumored to be in everything.

 

And everyone is rumored to be in Jessica Simpson.

[NoCalMike 0]

Throw her in a bikini, gag her mouth.

[Richard 0]

I'd rather see a Son of the Beach movie myself.

[SuperJerk 0]

I'd rather see a Son of the Beach movie myself.

 

Seconded.

[haws bah gawd 0]

I want to know where my THUNDER IN PARADISE movie is though!

 

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???

 

Yes, there were apparently 3 of these God forsaken things.

[Art Sandusky 0]

JS is rumored to be in everything.

I'll never understand abbreviating to this degree.

[Vampiro69 0]

I thought the Thunder in Paradise movies were just episodes of the show that were spliced together to make cheap videos.

 

Quite honestly, has there ever been a woman on Baywatch that could act besides Alexandra Paul? Gena Lee Nolin, Pamela Anderson, Donna D'Erico have 2 things in common. Number 1 is the sizes of the hooters and number 2 is they all sucked at acting.

[haws bah gawd 0]

I thought the Thunder in Paradise movies were just episodes of the show that were spliced together to make cheap videos.

 

Damn, really? I never really noticed. Talk about saving $$$ on a production budget.

[Vampiro69 0]

I don't know if the Thunder movies were just tv shows spliced together. I am only guessing.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Will this be entirely filmed in slow motion?